list of things that are out to get me:
my keyboard (thanks to emma)
my t.v
the DISH NETWORK people
my halloween candy
the little mites that live on my pillowcase
my phone
my brain
chickens
dolphins
sharks
Jaws (I, II, and III)
blankets
my laundry machine
the washer
the ice machine
the water dispenser
kool-aid
the basement fridgerator
the list goes on.