TXDeb
FAITH and FREEDOM
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Found this posted on another Disney board and just had to share.
This is what the new monorail message could sound like if the current cut-back trends continue:
"To the left of our forward motion is Ellen's Energy Adventure, where during busier times, Ellen Degeneres and Bill Nye the Science Guy set off on a journey through time, followed by our newest pavillion, Mission: Space which may resume construction at any time. Across the lagoon is our host pavillion, The American Adventure, featuring a red velvet curtain and an audio presentation of American history with the voices of Samuel Clemens and Ben Franklin. Up next are the glass pyramids of Journey Into Your Imagination, which is closed for rehab until we can once again afford Imagination. And finally, The Living Seas, where you can board a hydrolator to the Seabase Exit. As the monorail approaches the station, please take a moment to gather your belongings, and deposit them in the collection bins at the station exit.
Thank you and enjoy your hour at Epcot."
Author is unknown
This is what the new monorail message could sound like if the current cut-back trends continue:
"To the left of our forward motion is Ellen's Energy Adventure, where during busier times, Ellen Degeneres and Bill Nye the Science Guy set off on a journey through time, followed by our newest pavillion, Mission: Space which may resume construction at any time. Across the lagoon is our host pavillion, The American Adventure, featuring a red velvet curtain and an audio presentation of American history with the voices of Samuel Clemens and Ben Franklin. Up next are the glass pyramids of Journey Into Your Imagination, which is closed for rehab until we can once again afford Imagination. And finally, The Living Seas, where you can board a hydrolator to the Seabase Exit. As the monorail approaches the station, please take a moment to gather your belongings, and deposit them in the collection bins at the station exit.
Thank you and enjoy your hour at Epcot."
Author is unknown
