New lyrics for Margatenbyville!!!

[tony64]

Can't sleep, so to take my mind of things I've sorted out some new lyrics for the Tenby Bash.

Nibblin' on Welsh cakes
watchin' the sun bake
Natalie Longstaffs covered in oil
Strummin' my six string
on my front porch swing
smell those tatters they're begining to boil

Chorus:
Wastin away again in margatenbyville
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
some people claim that there's a woman to blame
but I know, it's all Matthews fault


I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this Disney tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Pixie cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin away again in margatenbyville
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But we know, it's ALL Matthews fault

I hurt my left leg
stepped on a tent peg
Cut my heel had to limp on back home
But Carol Foy's on a bender
and soon she will render
That frozen concotion that helps us to hang on

Wastin away again in margatenbyville
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's all Matts damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And we ALL know it's ALL Matt's damn fault


Hope you like it; helped take my mind off things for a bit anyway.

 

[jockey]

Brill Tony

 

[Nubbedy]

Lol

 

[mandymouse]

 

[natalielongstaff]

Tony thats classic !! well done

 

[saratogagirl]

Tone thats class lol

 

[Boss Hogg]

Very good Tone, but who is this Matt that you talk about - sounds like a troublesome character to say the very least!!

 

[tony64]

Very good Tone, but who is this Matt that you talk about - sounds like a troublesome character to say the very least!!

No, more like a diamond in the rough mate.

 

[SusanEllen]

Your lyrics paint a vivid picture, Tony--kind of disturbing, but vivid. Good job. You could have a future as a parody writer.