Dear Kevin,
Emily? Really? You've got to be kidding me. She's the ***** of the school, you know that. I've known her since we were about six weeks old, she's what everyone thinks she is. Just don't get in too deep, buddy. She'll start out innocent, but she'll break your heart in the blink of an eye. Don't let that happen.
~Billy
Dear Allison,
Where do I even start? I like you. A lot. You've said indirrectly that you like me too, so why are you chasing this guy that's thousands of miles away? I'm about twenty-five minutes away, see. I know that you want this perfect little fairytale, but that doesn't happen very much.
You're the one I've fallen hardest for. I've even tried to get over you. You just keep me coming back again and again. I got in too deep too fast, like Sarah told me not to do. That's what happened with Kevin, and you see where he's at now. I don't want to be broken-hearted, and you don't either. Why don't we get together and see where everything goes? You know that I'd walk a thousand miles just to see you. It's cliche, but it's the truth.
~Billy
Dear anyone,
Being the supportive friend sucks.
~Billy