"My wife beats me...."

[kejoda]

what a cutie but what is he wearing in that first pic? I'm guessing he runs every time he sees it now.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

When my DH and I were dating, I reared my head back to avoid an incoming Golden Retriever and cracked the back of my head into DH's cheekbone.

The crack was unmistakable. I knew when I turned around I was going to see damage! Instead I turned around to find him doubled over on the floor holding one side of his face, while he was writhing in pain.

I saw the damage the next day. The day he had been planning to proprose to me.

The scene was beautiful. Cruising on a lake at sunset, DH asks me to marry him, I say yes and we get a bystander to take our pictures.

There we are, standing in front of the most gorgeous sunset, and DH has the biggest black eyes I've ever seen.

He went around telling everyone that I was "lining him out".

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

so how many "shells" do you have around teh house?
heheh

we have shells of Shrek, Eeyore, a pink pig (see below), a squirrell....

pink pig before:

pink pig after about 10 minutes:

(dunno how this started off as a "dh blaming me for something" and changed into "spoiled doggers...heheh)

Woobie guts! Chloe takes the eyeballs off and de-brains them!

 

[Hercules10]

so how many "shells" do you have around teh house?
heheh

I usually pick those up pretty quick along with the disgarded guts. Plus it's soooo much fun to step on a toy's 'heart' (aka squeaker) in the middle of the night while heading for the pooper!

Made them a home-made one with velcro that I can put treats in and they have to work that one to get to the treats.

The "puppy"

 

[stinkerbelle]

what a cutie but what is he wearing in that first pic? I'm guessing he runs every time he sees it now.

She, actually, is wearing a vest that I bought her for christmas...it was too small on her (FATTY!) so it was exchnaged for 'treats'. hehehe

Hercules10 - GORG dog!

 

[kejoda]

Good exchange!!!

 

[FroggyinArk]

ok i gott aadmit it,, after the wreck, when my face was still stitched up and not so ,, uhhh,, properly porportioned.. i had a huge round scar from my right ear over hte forehead and down to bottom of my chin.. i told everyone that asked oh my goodness what happened to you... ( as if anyone in this gossip mill we live in did not know i was in a wreck) i pointed at dw, who was my constant shadow and driver at the time, god bless her) see i came in late the other day from work, and she had bought htis new iron skillet.....(i'll still use that if i know the persoin thats asking about the scars and my eye)

 

[Feralpeg]

I don't rip up toys anymore. My mom won't give me those kind. Besides, it would take too much effort. I'd rather just sleep!

I will sit up when mom gives me a puppy ice cream!

 

[Chipperdini]

Nice spin on your spousal abuse, stinkerbelle, but I for one ain't buyin' it.


My DH whacked me upside the head a coupla times. First time, he had some lame excuse 'bout me setting my hair on fire. Yeah, like I'd really pull a human torch stunt at the family Christmas table. That awful smell was just my aunt burnin' the turkey. Second time, he claimed he was jus' tryin' to kill a fly. Huh?! I wasn't quite dead yet, and at least on that day I didn't smell so bad as to attract flies. A fly? Yeah. Right. Sure. I'm not even gonna go into how he tried to do away with me on our honeymoon.



Bottom line: I ain't gonna buy it, stinker.


Oh, and I think it's downright stinky to blame it on the dog.




J/K

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Poor DH Stinkerbelle. Tell him you posted about his poor unfortunate accident yet more people were concerned about your dog's cookie.

Okay, I confess... ours get goodnight cookies too.

 

[crz4mm2]

Our dogs get treats for going potty too. They will follow us around the house and nudge you with their nose if you forget to give it to them. We use "Carry Outs" which are soft chewy treats. They loooovvveee them. We switched to biscuts once and both picked it up and immediately dropped it to the floor as if saying "Hey, whats up? This isn't our treat!". Too cute

Our dog gets Carry outs too. Every time she has to go to her 'bed' (actually her own room with a puppy pen and her crate etc inside) she gets a treat. She is a fatty too Very spoiled.

 

[LadyBears]

Poor DH Stinkerbelle. Tell him you posted about his poor unfortunate accident yet more people were concerned about your dog's cookie.

Okay, I confess... ours get goodnight cookies too.

This thread was about a husband?????

Our dogs also get cookies before bed - the amount depends on the size of them & how well behaved they were that night. They also won't lay down & curl up for the night until the lights & TV are off. I guess they figure if we are awake enough to watch TV, we are awake enough to at least scratch their butts or ears.