Had to speak to a Christian womens group this morning. Decided to wear a new pair of shoes that I bought last week for I would look really spiffy
Never worn them before. So put them on in the kitchen, went straight out to my car in the garage and headed to the meeting. Halfway up the sidewalk to the building...I discovered my left shoe makes this noise..
phhffft....phhfffft.....phffftttt... and the more I walk..
the louder it becomes...ppphhfffft....ppphhhhffft..
all the way to the podium in front of 400 people....pppphhhhft...pphhfffft


I'm serious. The pad in the shoe can have a leak and then it will make that annoying sound.
and this is coming from somebody who tried to fart on command last night?