My New Pet :-)

[Mrs Pegasus]

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer”? But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the pub for a drink"?
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, you in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me"?
A little voice came out of the box:
“I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on."

 

[scottish mum]

 

[mandymouse]

I love it

 

[Pinky166]

 

[Natasha&Matt]

hahahaha! excellent!

 

[jjk]

 

[irongirlof12]

nice one

 

[Chilly]

 

[buzz for boys]

Love it !!!

 

[Ware Bears]

 

[Muscateer]

Brilliant

 

[Latte Lover]

 

[torsie24]

Heehee, what a lovely joke.

I just read it to Jack too and he's giggling.

 

[Nubbedy]

Funny!

 

[PJB71]

 

[Cyrano]

DS laughed, belatedly

 

[orlandothebeagle]

 

[natalielongstaff]

brilliant

 

[Liz from Diz]

 

[taylor91]