My nephews joke ( aged 9)

[tony64]

Doctor doctor i have a steering wheel stuck in my under pants
really that must be must uncomfortable?
Yes It's driving me NUTS

 

[princess jackson]

Nice one kids are funny.

My DD was telling me what she did at nursery, she was drawing jupiter, earth and the other earth with the spot.

I reply do mean the moon not mummy it's the other earth.

Found out at tea time it was mars.

 

[Scottish_Maleficent]

 

[pixiepower04]

 

[Minniespal]

 

[catherine]

DH and I are