My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes.

[BCDisneyFanatic]

Engine Engine number 9 going down the Chicago line, if the train should happen to wreck, do you want your money back?

No, no, no, no, no....If the train should jump the track!!!!!!

(Yes, no, maybe so)

Snakesies, Snakesies, down your back...which finger did I poke you with?

 

[Laura24]

come out and play with me....and bring your dolly three....climb up my apple tree!

 

[hereyago]

WHAT???? Really?

DM I believe is the reason why SAHM's get a bad rep. Seriously, she was a SAHM who didn't stay home, cook, clean,launder, by age 5 I was in charge of my own breakfast and lunch.

DM and I live together now, guess who does the work? Irony is cruel I tell ya!!!!!!!

 

[Donaldswife]

come out and play with me....and bring your dolly three....climb up my apple tree!

slide down my rainbow..and through the cellar door

and we'll be jolly friends, foever more, more, shut the door

 

[Donaldswife]

Miss Mary Mack, Mack Mack....

All dressed in black, black, black.....

 

[buckler]

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.
What color was the blood?

Nowadays there would have to be another verse along the lines of...

A neighborhood kid caught it all on tape
Put it on Youtube and the hits went ape
The neighborhood association didn't like the clothes line
Made my mother and your mother pay a big fine
Police men came and arrested my mother
DFACS came and took away me and my brother

 

[Donaldswife]

Nowadays there would have to be another verse along the lines of...

A neighborhood kid caught it all on tape
Put it on Youtube and the hits went ape
The neighborhood association didn't like the clothes line
Made my mother and your mother pay a big fine
Police men came and arrested my mother
DFACS came and took away me and my brother

That's awesome!

 

[Poohs Pal]

I was always a "one potato" girl, myself. Perhaps my Irish heritage.

Same here

 

[Minnesota!]

OMG!!! I was actually just coming here to post a question on if anyone can remember all the ones we used to say. My DH and I were talkign about them/trying to teach my sons. We could only remember the Bubblegum one and Rinka dinka bottle of ink...

THANK YOU!!

 

[Minnesota!]

No, no, no, no, no....If the train should jump the track!!!!!!

(Yes, no, maybe so)

Snakesies, Snakesies, down your back...which finger did I poke you with?

Rinka dinka bottle of ink, cork fell out and YOU stink. Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean. Just because you kissed a boy behind the magazine...

Fudge fudge call the judge, you're going to have a brand new baby. Triplets, twins, boy, girl...

Anyone else "put their feet in the fire"? DH doesn't remember that one..

 

[luvmy3]

Nowadays there would have to be another verse along the lines of...

A neighborhood kid caught it all on tape
Put it on Youtube and the hits went ape
The neighborhood association didn't like the clothes line
Made my mother and your mother pay a big fine
Police men came and arrested my mother
DFACS came and took away me and my brother

too funny!!

 

[mom2d&b]

Awesome memories reading this thread. DD10 is now getting into some of these at school.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

My favorite was always:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the friderator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

Etc, etc.

Anyone remember that one???

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Down, down baby down by the rollercoaster...

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

All dressed in black, black, black.....

with silver buttons, buttons, buttons...........

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.
What color was the blood?

see now I have a song stuck in my head! I thought the wrong thing when I saw your title.

My grandma and your grandma
Sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Talkin' 'bout
Hey now
Hey now
Iko iko an nay
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay

 

[The Mystery Machine]

with silver buttons, buttons, buttons...........

All down her back, back, back...

 

[LeeLee'sMom]

My favorite was always:

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell

Miss Lucy went to heaven
the steamboat went to

hellll-oooperator give me number 9
if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the

behind the friderator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat ......

Etc, etc.

Anyone remember that one???

LOVED THAT ONE...can't remember how it ended was it...get out you crazy doctor, get out you crazy nurse get out u silly lady with the alligator purse????

 

[3prettyprincesses]

All down her back, back, back...

She asked her mother, mother, mother for 50 cents, cents, cents.
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants jump over the fence, fence, fence.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

LOVED THAT ONE...can't remember how it ended was it...get out you crazy doctor, get out you crazy nurse get out u silly lady with the alligator purse????

Assk me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the country, bees are in the spring.
Miss Lucy's in the park kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark!

Does that sound right?