My DH wants you to know!

[lewdyan1]

One last one...I once returned a phone to Best Buy that didn't work. I kind of forgot to tell them it didn't work because I dropped it in the toilet!

 

[MomOf2DisneyKids]

ok, now you REALLY shouldn't go to bed tonight ...
(keep that connection open!)

j/k!

 

[momx3boys]

Dyan, you are seriously cracking me up.

 

[MeanLaureen]

"Can you hear me now??" KERFLUSHHHHHH "GLUB GLUB GLUB"

 

[lewdyan1]

My DH wants y'all to know I was talking to him at the time it fell (okay, fine, when I dropped it)!

He keeps coming up with more stupid Dyan stories, so I really am going to bed now!

 

[MeanLaureen]

So when is your husband going to register the name lewdyan2 and give us posts with some of your deepest darkest secrets??

 

[Samantha]

"Can you hear me now??" KERFLUSHHHHHH "GLUB GLUB GLUB"

 

[lewdyan1]

So when is your husband going to register the name lewdyan2 and give us posts with some of your deepest darkest secrets??

What I don't embarass myself enough, in front of my most intimate friends!

 

[Costumesaremylife]

The question is, were you talking to your husband while using the toilet?

 

[MeanLaureen]

What I don't embarass myself enough, in front of my most intimate friends!

Not anymore.. ever since you professed your Gopher Geekiness in invisble ink

 

[lewdyan1]

The question is, were you talking to your husband while using the toilet?

Uh, yeah, don't you? It's prime talking time!

 

[MeanLaureen]

Uh, yeah, don't you? It's prime talking time!

Damn.. your prime minutes are on the john? Talk about your picky cell phone plans! Go to Spint woman.. I get free hours after 7pm and I don't have to be on a toilet to get them!

 

[PixieDust32]

Ya'll too much

 

[PoohBearLovinMama]

"Can you hear me now??" KERFLUSHHHHHH "GLUB GLUB GLUB"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that, Lauri. Then I really would have been rofl.

So Dyan, what exactly did you tell them when you returned the phone?

 

[kaylajr]

So when is your husband going to register the name lewdyan2 and give us posts with some of your deepest darkest secrets??

That would be the best
just so long as mine doesn't chime in he could tell you all some real zingers

 

[PrincessNancy96]

One last one...I once returned a phone to Best Buy that didn't work. I kind of forgot to tell them it didn't work because I dropped it in the toilet!

I just don't understand why that darn phone wouldn't work!!!

 

[ddavis860]

Wow, go to bed early one night, and miss all the FUN!! Quirks, M&M's, and phone flushes...sheesh....

You guys just crack me up!