MY DH committed a cardinal sin

[Michie]

I met him at Sam's during lunch. While standing in the petcare section a young lady we know and have not seen in a awhile spotted us and came over to chat. The DH asked her if she was pregnant She said no, so then my DH pats his gut and remarks "me neither, I am just getting fat, too"

I kept praying a pallet of dog food would fall on me or maybe a forklift would run me over

Footinthemouth runs in his family but still

I am thinking about calling this young lady and telling her that there is this couple that looks just like me and my DH. Or maybe that he is going senile

 

[SavvyMom]

You poor thing. I would pretend it only happened in an alternate universe. It could happen, right? Men

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Oh you poor thing!!! I think I would have pretended that I never met him and he was following me aoriund the store!!!

 

[luvtogo12]

OH NO!! Men.................

 

[KelNottAt]

Been there. Done that. (Well, not me, but DH has done that.)

How did she handle it?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I met him at Sam's during lunch. While standing in the petcare section a young lady we know and have not seen in a awhile spotted us and came over to chat. The DH asked her if she was pregnant She said no, so then my DH pats his gut and remarks "me neither, I am just getting fat, too"

I kept praying a pallet of dog food would fall on me or maybe a forklift would run me over

Footinthemouth runs in his family but still

I am thinking about calling this young lady and telling her that there is this couple that looks just like me and my DH. Or maybe that he is going senile

See you should have been hoping that a pallet of dog food would fall on him or that a fork lift would run him over. You were just an innocent bystander.

I literally would have smacked DH in the head if he said that.

Sorry Michie.

 

[Amlee]

I would have push that pallet of dog food over on him!!

 

[I'mNoPrince]

I don't understand where the problem is.

 

[Michie]

Been there. Done that. (Well, not me, but DH has done that.)

How did she handle it?

She just patted his belly and told him to be sure and call her when he delivered. but still....

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

She just patted his belly and told him to be sure and call her when he delivered. but still....

 

[harleyquinn]

She just patted his belly and told him to be sure and call her when he delivered. but still....

Nice recovery!

I would have punched Dh in the arm. You poor thing. To be associated with him from now on (and before this too, I guess )

 

[alliecats]

Was he completely surprised when you told him you were horrified, later? That is so awful. I would have died.

 

[Pooh67_68]

I literally would have smacked DH in the head if he said that.

I would have push that pallet of dog food over on him!!

 

[Evil Genius]

I would have been so embarrassed. Maybe he's looking at a way to get out of going shopping!

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Is doing this ----> out loud a bad thing right now?

 

[sPaRkLeSpAz]

Oh wow, that would have been SUPERLY embarassing...

 

[Samandmom]

 

["Got Disney"]

MEN...they just seem to be able to do things like that soooo well.

My DH gets the Gold star for inserting foot in mouth. They do it than they look at you like.... what!!!

I can feel your pain

 

[Pooh Girl 71]

omg I would have died. I'd never ask any woman if she was pregnant unless I saw the head crowning!

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

What a funny guy! I hope the lady has a sense of humour, too.