My 10 year old son made me cry today...

[Beth76]

OMG!! I thought the same thing you did too. And I'm thinking "wow this 10yo talks to his mom about them."

 

[raammartin]

Poor kid! I hope this thread is gone before he join the Teen DIS and does a search on your posts!

I'm thinking about printing this out and putting it in his scrapbook. It's definitely priceless.

 

[raammartin]

OMG!! I thought the same thing you did too. And I'm thinking "wow this 10yo talks to his mom about them."

 

[luvmydogs]

I never grew up with brothers, so to say that my own ds10 amazes me with the things he says and does on a daily basis is an understatement--how do boys come up with some of the stuff they do?!!! I can hear your son's exact same words coming out of my son's mouth...except in mine's case, he probably would've meant 'the real deal.'

 

[eeyore kelly]

 

[Brendita]

OMG I can relate.
My DS 11 can ask some questions.
That was to funny.

 

[sjh801]

I'm thinking about printing this out and putting it in his scrapbook. It's definitely priceless.

Absolutely! This has to be one of those family stories that gets told over and over!

 

[gradtchr]

You've got to love kids and what comes out of their mouths. I am laughing so hard right now.

 

[FayeW]

I only read part way through and I thought "He said WHAT?? AND SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY!?!?" ... and then I read the rest.

 

[smilingmouse]

Too funny!!

 

[raammartin]

I never grew up with brothers, so to say that my own ds10 amazes me with the things he says and does on a daily basis is an understatement--how do boys come up with some of the stuff they do?!!! I can hear your son's exact same words coming out of my son's mouth...except in mine's case, he probably would've meant 'the real deal.'

He looked so innocent when he said it. He knew what he meant, but Mommy was confused for a moment! Kids! BOYS!

 

[raammartin]

Absolutely! This has to be one of those family stories that gets told over and over!

Heck YES!

 

[bgirldeb]

how do boys come up with some of the stuff they do?!!! I can hear your son's exact same words coming out of my son's mouth...except in mine's case, he probably would've meant 'the real deal.'

I wouldn't put it past my 3 year-old. He's always been obsessed with that area if you know what I mean

 

[raammartin]

I only read part way through and I thought "He said WHAT?? AND SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY!?!?" ... and then I read the rest.

 

[raammartin]

I wouldn't put it past my 3 year-old. He's always been obsessed with that area if you know what I mean

All little boys must be that way. A lady I work with has a five year old son who is constantly messing with his..um..area and MOONING everyone. ???

 

[luvmydogs]

I wouldn't put it past my 3 year-old. He's always been obsessed with that area if you know what I mean

Oh, I sooooooooo know what you mean!!!

 

[Aimee K]

Thank you for starting my day off with a good cry/ laugh

 

[snoopy]

OMG...this is the funniest thing...good thing I read this before leaving for work, because I'n sitting here rolling over this story.

 

[sweet angel]

Interesting...

The OP can tell this story, but a different thread get shut down for cracking jokes about a dog named Uranus.

Interesting.

 

[MsDisney23]

Thanks, I needed a good this morning!