Mr. Monkey Fanclub

[tinkerbell12]

My hero.

 

[tinkerbell12]

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

 

[goob9954]

If joined a reality show he'd win the show at the audition

 

[tinkerbell12]

If joined a reality show he'd win the show at the audition

i like that.


^^ he's da bomb.

 

[tinkerbell12]

we heart him fo sho

 

[tinkerbell12]

the bomb-diggity

 

[tinkerbell12]

our homie

 

[tinkerbell12]

the cheese to my macaroni

 

[tinkerbell12]

the styrafoam peanuts to my packing box

 

[tinkerbell12]

the peanut butter to my jelly

 

[tinkerbell12]

The boogymonster checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Mr. Monkey

 

[tinkerbell12]

Mr. Monkey could karate chop Chuck Norris in half without touching him

 

[tinkerbell12]

tinkerbell12 30
Zip-A-Dee-Lady 29
goofyandplutoluver 18
goob9954 3
KidGoofy 3
PurpleDucky 2
Captain Brain 1
HSMndLKfan92 1
marypops! 1
Pigglet 1
Ms.Squeakers 1
♥DizzyDizney♥ 1
MonorailDude 1
life of the party 1

 

[tinkerbell12]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you, but Mr. Monkey would have more money than Chuck Norris and you.

 

[tinkerbell12]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control, except when Mr. Monkey's around. Then the button pops up.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song, but Chuck Norris pays Mr. Monkey 99 cents when he says a Chuck Norris joke.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around Mr. Monkey.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits, because he's scared of Mr. Monkey.

 

[tinkerbell12]

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