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This, my comrades is a story of great luck and great drive.
It may also be a story of great stupidity
but that will only be known in the next month and a half.
You see, we are simple folks.
We are paycheck to paycheck people but we have heart.
We have ambition. We have gumption.
This is also what rednecks say about why they race their Aunt Edna's old Buick on the back dirt roads after a 24 pack of Uncle Cletus's moonshine
and a thunder bumper down by the hollar.
If that makes any sense to you than you might be a redneck.
We are not quite that gumption filled. We are actually not from the South either. I have only been to a Piggly Wiggly once and was thrown off by the word buggy.
Are you rattled yet? Are you wondering why this bonified multiple personality case is talking out loud like you can hear me?
The reason is simple.
I feel like a red neck at times. I feel like I have an inner red neck just itchin to spread it's wings like the Swine Flu. Take over everything.
Or at least the Poly.
Not so big on World Domination. (nation... nation...
sounding over a loud speaker at a WWF match....not that I have watched that since Hulk Hogan wasn't such a Desperate Housewives mess.) 
But I am big on the Poly. (Actually I am just big everywhere right now and thus the weight loss ticker but that is for my friend Richard Simmons fans and not for you Anthony Bourdain fans.)
I have dreamed of the Poly since first laying eyes on her.
I have eaten in her restaurants and drank my pineapple filled beverages with the umbrellas trying to fit in. I have swam at her pools and lounged on her beaches.
I have used her facilities and showered in the volcano. I have done everything short of actually having a room there and now...the Piggly Wiggly God's have spoken. 
(K - you got me there again - it is Wal-Mart and Target bags but for effect they do not sound sexy do they?
)
My soon to be better half just got a part time job at the Disney Store and that means Cast Member discounts.
They have a doosey available for the Holidays and that means we can have 6 nights at the Poly for about $1,800 including the regular Dining Plan.

So for now, I will be hobnobbing in my head with the Rockefeller's and the Trumps. Or at least those who can afford to stay there with actual luggage.
If it doesn't work out for money - we will downgrade our hotel stay but for now baby - we are planning on the Poly. If you don't plan to succeed you plan to fail and I am not a failure. No matter what my 3rd grade art teacher said!
Up next: The FamDamily.


You see, we are simple folks.


This is also what rednecks say about why they race their Aunt Edna's old Buick on the back dirt roads after a 24 pack of Uncle Cletus's moonshine

If that makes any sense to you than you might be a redneck.

We are not quite that gumption filled. We are actually not from the South either. I have only been to a Piggly Wiggly once and was thrown off by the word buggy.

Are you rattled yet? Are you wondering why this bonified multiple personality case is talking out loud like you can hear me?

The reason is simple.
I feel like a red neck at times. I feel like I have an inner red neck just itchin to spread it's wings like the Swine Flu. Take over everything.

Or at least the Poly.

Not so big on World Domination. (nation... nation...


But I am big on the Poly. (Actually I am just big everywhere right now and thus the weight loss ticker but that is for my friend Richard Simmons fans and not for you Anthony Bourdain fans.)
I have dreamed of the Poly since first laying eyes on her.



(K - you got me there again - it is Wal-Mart and Target bags but for effect they do not sound sexy do they?

My soon to be better half just got a part time job at the Disney Store and that means Cast Member discounts.

They have a doosey available for the Holidays and that means we can have 6 nights at the Poly for about $1,800 including the regular Dining Plan.


So for now, I will be hobnobbing in my head with the Rockefeller's and the Trumps. Or at least those who can afford to stay there with actual luggage.

If it doesn't work out for money - we will downgrade our hotel stay but for now baby - we are planning on the Poly. If you don't plan to succeed you plan to fail and I am not a failure. No matter what my 3rd grade art teacher said!

Up next: The FamDamily.