Motorcycle Surgeon (joke)...

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A Mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when a well known heart surgeon came in to his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The Mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The Surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motor cycle. The Mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you andI are doing basically the same work?"

The Surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the Mechanic .... "Try doing it with the engine running ....."
 


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