Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[marc1477]

Those really are some interesting moments. We had a similar one this year on a bus coming back from Animal Kingdom which stopped at BB before going back to CBR. Only she didn't exactly flash us, but was a VERY well endowed, VERY large woman who chose to display her "girls" in a leopard (hm....cheetah, not sure, I really tried not to look), 2 piece swim suit with a swim skirt around her waist. And, unfortunately, we were on one of the buses that has everyone sitting across from each other, and she sat immediately across from my son (13). Well, fortunately, an older man who had entered the bus just after her saw my sons flaming red face and stopped and stood between them rather than sitting down himself. My son later said he hoped to never see the woman we affectionately refer to as B**bzilla, again. My DH was holding a sleeping 4 year old and hid behind her. The funniest part was my son being beyond red and turning purple trying as hard as he could to find something interesting on the floor, ceiling, at ME, anywhere he could. Bless the gentleman's heart, his wife didn't immediately understand why he didn't go back and sit with her, but he discreetly nodded his head toward 'Zilla and then toward my son and she just giggled her heart out the rest of the way back to the resort. They were such a sweet couple to have pity on a young, impressionable and quite possibly traumatized teenage boy.

 

[onehotdisneymama]

I have been laughing all day. This has been a hoot, please continue. I got one for you. We had gone over to PI to the movie theatre there to see "POTC-Dead Man's Chest." My DD and friend went to get popcorn and drinks. The announcement came on to turn off all cell phones, well I had asked my DD to make sure hers was off before she left. After a couple of minutes everything got silent in the theatre and then it happened. DD phone goes off to the tune of "I got to move it, move it. You got to move it, move it....." (from Madagascar). I couldn't find her purse on the floor, then I was trying to rummage around to try and find the phone. DH trying to help didn't help much. Finally found the phone........couldn't turn it off. DH finally turned it off. DD and friend returned to their seats. All I could do was look at her. She went "WHAT" .......We laugh at this now, but DH and myself were about ready to climb under a seat....

 

[sparklemom]

The other night DD and I were outside when I pointed out the first star to pop out. (I think it was Venus, but whatever.) I said, “Look, let’s make a wish on that star! I wish for a big hug from DD.” So she jumped up into my arms and gave me a huge squeeze. I was thinking about how sweet she was. Then she farted against my arm and said, “You wished for that too.”

 

[melsmom12]

When DH and I were on our honeymoon in 2003, we were riding the monorail over to MK and there was only one other couple in the car with us. DH had only been to WDW one other time as a kid and I had been many times, but it had been a few year since the last visit. Well, the other couple was sitting facing forward and we were riding backwards and I do get motion sick riding backwards.

So, you know the padded sides in the middle of each car? I told DH with 100% certainty that they were fold down jump-seats and proceeded to attempt to pull that thing down for a good 5 minutes until I realized that they don't fold down. The other couple in the car was trying really hard not to laugh at me. DH didn't even try to hide it, he was hysterically laughing at my know-it-all stupidity.

I was very happy to get off that monorail and away from that other couple.

 

[pkondz]

Bumpitty bump!

 

[rosebudd]

Okay here is my contribution....

DH was holding DD2 as we were exiting the Indiana Stunt Show MGM. Apparently, it had been a while since DD's diaper had been changed because DH starts freaking out and right when I look over I see that DD's diaper had sprung one heck of a leak! (I have not seen that kind of mess since she was tee tiny!)

While trying to get to the stroller to get the diaper bag, I lost DH in the fog and heavy crowd. I was looking all over for him, but all I could hear was this child howling. After about five minutes I find him hiding behind a wall with a very stressed look on his face. When I get over to him he tells me that he knocked over a little girl and almost stepped on her! (That would be the screaming child I heard.) I gasped and asked him if he said that he was sorry and he said that he tried to but unfortunately the family did not speak English so he just took off. He felt horrible and looked like he was going to cry himself. I asked him if he wanted me to get the stroller and he said yes.

I get the stroller and pass off the diaper bag and DD to him and then I proceed to wait, and wait, and wait. I swear it was like 20 minutes before he returned. The look on his face was even worse when he returned. While walking with DD to the bathroom, DS5 distracted DH for a minute and in that minute, DD managed to take her dress off and she was running towards TOT.
Poor guy, in the matter of 30 minutes he experienced what I go through on a daily basis, pretty much. Man I love Vacation!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

bumpity bump bump.

 

[Kathi OD]

I have to say that this thread has made my day! We just got back from WDW and although this may not seem as funny... it truly was one of those moments when you wish you had a camera to record the look on someones face. (Namely my 16 yr son)

We were riding the bus and a nice middle age couple was sitting across from us... she had on a one pc. swim suit w/shorts. There was a black bug in her hair and being polite we told her and she brushed it off,,,, well unbeknownst to her it landed on her swimsuit. I politely pointed that it was on her and she freaked out.... now she didn't just brush it off,,,, she literally yanked her top open and boomeranged the bug off. Giving our whole family full view of her ample chest. Not just a 'quicky-did-I-really-see-that" look... I was so proud of my family,, no one said a thing!!!!! My husband looked away and the 5 & 8 yr old girls put their heads down.... but it was my 16 yr old sons look that almost made me lose it! No one says a word until we get off the bus and my son says 'Man, I get flashed for the first time and that is what I see"....

Thinking this was a one time thing.... the next day my husband and I were on the bus and a lady and her two girls had come from one of the water parks and in an attempt to put her shirt on,,, she flashes us and then laughs. My husband later ask if he was wearing a sign saying... Flash me.

This story has me laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I can just imagine either one of my boys saying this.

Our older DS, now 27, first visited WDW when he was 6. We were in World Showcase and DD8 asks "what country is this?" Either myself or DH answers France. With that, DS starts singing that song, "oh the girls in France," at the top of his lungs....only he has his own words and is belting them out for everyone to hear......

Oh the girls in France
They don't wear no underpants
And when they climb a pole
You can see their ...........

Well seeing as the DIS is family oriented, I can't finish the last sentence.....but it is a two word phrase that kids often use to refer to a part of the human anatomy and rhymes with pole.

I was so mortified! I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole. DH and DD were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe! And poor DS obviously has no clue this is totally inappropriate as he is asking the two of them what is so funny.

 

[pkondz]

Oh the girls in France
They don't wear no underpants
And when they climb a pole
You can see their ...........
...
I was so mortified! I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole. DH and DD were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe! And poor DS obviously has no clue this is totally inappropriate as he is asking the two of them what is so funny.

He was six??? SIX???!??!??

 

[Kathi OD]

He was six??? SIX???!??!??

Yep! Couldn't believe it came out of my little angel's mouth. He and his "friends" made it up.

My children are all truly musical. DD was about the same age when she began singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" at the top of her lungs in a very, very crowded bank lobby on a Friday evening. Another one of those moments where I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

He was six??? SIX???!??!??

Yep! Couldn't believe it came out of my little angel's mouth. He and his "friends" made it up.

My children are all truly musical. DD was about the same age when she began singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" at the top of her lungs in a very, very crowded bank lobby on a Friday evening. Another one of those moments where I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.

OH MY GOSH these stories are making me crack up in hysterics. This definately gets my vote for one of the best DIS threads.

 

[JRLINK3]

Bumpity, bumpity bump

 

[pkondz]

Geez, been watching this thread for a while now and I just remembered this. This didn't happen in WDW but is totally related. Way back when (when dinosaurs walked the earth... circa 1977) my family was about to embark on our first trip to Florida. We did lots of things besides WDW (I don't think EPCOT was around then, just MK) but for a kid (that'd be me ) who'd spent countless Sundays watching "The Wonderful World of Disney", we were going to Florida for Disney and nothing else.

It was a cold December up here in Canada and in those days, all the kids wore long underwear under their pants and thick parkas and ski pants overtop. The thought of warmer weather didn't even cross my mind (remember... Disney, nothing but Disney, everything else, including weather, is of no concern). Well, the flight was booked for early morning a couple of days after Christmas. Christmas? Christmas, smishmas, I'm going to Disney World! The night before we left I was so excited that I could hardly sleep... okay, I couldn't get any sleep. I couldn't get to sleep! I'd be too sleepy for Disney! What was I going to do? Oh no! Disney's going to be ruined! (As an aside, I don't think we even went to WDW until a few days after we arrived anyway... but I digress) There was only one thing to do. Somehow, I was going to have to try and convince myself that we weren't going to Florida. Of course we weren't, because if we were, I'd never get to sleep right? Right. Disney? Naw, just a dream. We're not going anywhere, might as well get some sleep. Yup, tomorrow's just another day... zzzzzz...

The next morning, my Mom wakes me up and tells me it's time to get ready to go. I actually said, (I swear I actually said this...) "Where are we going?" I got dressed and wandered over to the kitchen. In a blur of activity, we were off to the airport, on the plane and on our way! Yay!

Upon arrival in Orlando, I started to complain about how hot it was. At first my Mom and Dad just ignored me, after all it wasn't that hot now was it? I kept making comments about how hot it was. Suddenly my Mom's eyes get big and she asks... "Are you still wearing your long underwear?" I had done such a good job of convincing myself that we weren't going to Florida that I'd dressed, you guessed it, for -30 and not +70 weather! Long underwear and all... Just don't tell anybody, okay? This'll be just between you and me.

 

[D L and K's Mom]

You know how they give your children those round Mickey Mouse stickers all through the world. I was holding DD while she was playing with hers and I didnt notice that DD had put hers right on the front of my shirt.....in two very stragic places.... I walked around like that with her in her stroller until we met up with DH and my 2 other children who looked at me and laughed....Then I figured it out but not before I walked through almost the whole MK with my little stickers on my shirt!!!!

 

[pkondz]

Bumpitty bump!

 

[skywaywaver]

The other night DD and I were outside when I pointed out the first star to pop out. (I think it was Venus, but whatever.) I said, “Look, let’s make a wish on that star! I wish for a big hug from DD.” So she jumped up into my arms and gave me a huge squeeze. I was thinking about how sweet she was. Then she farted against my arm and said, “You wished for that too.”

LMAO! Sounds like something my DH would say, and DD will probably wind up saying one day.

 

[princesskelz]

my friends little cousin used to call the Epcot ball the Haircut ball!!

it was cute.

and this just happend last trip
we were walking through the MK and i was talking to my friend on the other side of me and i slamed into a light post!!

 

[pkondz]

Just a little bump!

 

[alyssa810]

My DH, DS and I were eating breakfast at Pizzafari on Monday; I was giving my son a bottle and he was sitting on my lap when we heard him make a big poo- do big deal, I figured I'd just go change him once he finished and we finished our breakfast when I don't know if I felt the warmness on my leg or the warmness on my hand first, but I looked down and there was poo everywhere! On my shirt, my hand, my shorts, my crocs- it seemed liked everywhere but his diaper! Anyway, I said we must clean this up NOW and apparently -I didn't see it, my DH did- there was a big pile of poo that had landed on the floor as well! Anyway, on my way to the bathroom I also managed to drop his cloth diaper/burp cloth, and a nice young lady picked it up for me as my hands were full with baby, bag, and poo, but OH the look on her face!!!!!!! What a walk of shame for me!
Luckily, we were only planning to be at AK for a little bit that morning, but we did have to head back to the hotel room to change me since I was able to clean up the baby and change his clothes while we were in the park...

 

[Kaler131]

You know how they give your children those round Mickey Mouse stickers all through the world. I was holding DD while she was playing with hers and I didnt notice that DD had put hers right on the front of my shirt.....in two very stragic places.... I walked around like that with her in her stroller until we met up with DH and my 2 other children who looked at me and laughed....Then I figured it out but not before I walked through almost the whole MK with my little stickers on my shirt!!!!

LMAO!!!!