Mortal Enemies

[OmeDeBeard]

Alright, so I was thinking about my mortal enemies today

Mortal Enemy 1:
there's this one part time Lunch Lady, who caught me doing something inapropriet with a pickle... sucking on it. Yeah, I'm that kind of guy, with the gross adult humor, at least, I used to be, anyways, so when I do that, my friend Logan tells me to turn around, because she's right behind me. She yelled at me, and told me that was inapropriet, and disgusting, and that we don't do that at this school. A couple weeks later, I'm doing something semi-inapropriet, and it's only inapropriet if you have the wrong mind. Then I turn to my left, and there she is, yelling at me again! She's stalking me, and that's the day she became my mortal enemy.

Mortal Enemy 2:
My Language Arts teacher, Mrs. Sullivan, she's pure evil! Enough said.

Mortal Enemy 3:
There's this one guy named Kyle, but he calls himself Lucifer Beelezebub. He's creepy, and when we, my cousin Connor and I, came up and tried to become friends with him, he tells us to f*** off, and that he hates us. We didn't even know the guy, and if we aproach him, he tells us to get the he... (not sure if I should type it out, I don't know with the Dis) away from him.

So yeah, those are my mortal enemies, talk about your mortal enemies here!

 

[KitKat_Tink]

i don't really have any...

 

[GirlWithSpunk]

I dont really have any.
I mean I have people I dont like but their defiently not my mortal enemy

 

[BabyPiglet]

I have none. Sure, I have people I dislike but I do not have anyone I hate.

 

[disneydance]

I had some in Elementary School... One aid or whatever that used to always follow me and my best friend around in Elementary School and always accused us going places we were not supposed to go and then she would talk to a teacher and find out we were aloud there during lunch... Also one time she gave me and my best friend lunch room duty because of we went to frow away our stuff from lunch and she thought we were about to leave with out wipping our table and one time she gave me tray duty for trying to fix the trays. Ok then theres this one boy whos hated me since kindergarten but he has no friends and the whole band is organizing all these trick to play on Jeff during band tour including shaving creme, make-up, etc. that will be fun

 

[Babyjustrun]

I only ever hated one person.
But she's so basically out of my life now, that I can't really have any harsh feelings towards her.

 

[chevyxxroks]

Alright, so I was thinking about my mortal enemies today

Mortal Enemy 1:
there's this one part time Lunch Lady, who caught me doing something inapropriet with a pickle... sucking on it. Yeah, I'm that kind of guy, with the gross adult humor, at least, I used to be, anyways, so when I do that, my friend Logan tells me to turn around, because she's right behind me. She yelled at me, and told me that was inapropriet, and disgusting, and that we don't do that at this school. A couple weeks later, I'm doing something semi-inapropriet, and it's only inapropriet if you have the wrong mind. Then I turn to my left, and there she is, yelling at me again! She's stalking me, and that's the day she became my mortal enemy.

Mortal Enemy 2:
My Language Arts teacher, Mrs. Sullivan, she's pure evil! Enough said.

Mortal Enemy 3:
There's this one guy named Kyle, but he calls himself Lucifer Beelezebub. He's creepy, and when we, my cousin Connor and I, came up and tried to become friends with him, he tells us to f*** off, and that he hates us. We didn't even know the guy, and if we aproach him, he tells us to get the he... (not sure if I should type it out, I don't know with the Dis) away from him.

So yeah, those are my mortal enemies, talk about your mortal enemies here!

when i was in sixth grade, my teacher went on maternity leave and we had a Mrs. Sullivan take her place and she was like the devil! she yelled at a poor kid for sharpening his pencil!
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[shellybellypolo]

I don't want to hate anyone.
I'm trying to get myself out of "hating" people.
I can dislike them to the extreme, but not hate.

On that note, I dislike a few people that didn't like me first.

But that's it.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I don't want to hate anyone.
I'm trying to get myself out of "hating" people.
I can dislike them to the extreme, but not hate.

On that note, I dislike a few people that didn't like me first.

But that's it.

Ok then theres this one boy whos hated me since kindergarten but he has no friends and the whole band is organizing all these trick to play on Jeff during band tour including shaving creme, make-up, etc. that will be fun

Wow, that sounds so mean. Why don't you try being the better person and just ignore him?

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I dont "hate" people.
I say I do because its faster then saying "dislike" sometimes.
I honestly, cannot hate someone.
Its not in my blood.

Yeah, everyone practically hates me.
BUT.
Thats me, I didnt do anything, I dont plan to, and they can do what they want I dont care.


I dont hate them.

Yeah, there are jerkfaces in my school.
I admit that, but I just ignore em'...

If that makes sense?

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Mortal Enemy 1:
there's this one part time Lunch Lady, who caught me doing something inapropriet with a pickle... sucking on it. Yeah, I'm that kind of guy, with the gross adult humor, at least, I used to be, anyways, so when I do that, my friend Logan tells me to turn around, because she's right behind me. She yelled at me, and told me that was inapropriet, and disgusting, and that we don't do that at this school. A couple weeks later, I'm doing something semi-inapropriet, and it's only inapropriet if you have the wrong mind. Then I turn to my left, and there she is, yelling at me again! She's stalking me, and that's the day she became my mortal enemy.

You've got to be kidding me.

I hate to break it to you, but adults don't act that way, and if they do then they aren't emotionally adults yet.

 

[BabyPiglet]

You've got to be kidding me.

I hate to break it to you, but adults don't act that way, and if they do then they aren't emotionally adults yet.

'Adult humor' is usually referring to sexual type innuendos which has come to mean 'adult' because that's like a code name for porn.

Yeah, yuck.

 

[OmeDeBeard]

when i was in sixth grade, my teacher went on maternity leave and we had a Mrs. Sullivan take her place and she was like the devil! she yelled at a poor kid for sharpening his pencil!
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[XxCuriosityxX<3]

I don't really hate anyone.
I dislike a few people but thats it.
And if someone hates me i just ignore it and move on because they don't seem that important to me.

 

[StitchfansJr]

I don't hate anyone, but I do dislike a couple of people at my school

 

[PowerMonkey]

Yea I hate clowns..

 

[K-Shong99]

Crimson Chin.
Nuff said.

Horseface.
Nuff said.

Monkeyman.
Nuff said.

Those are my nicknames for these horrible people.