we3luvdisney
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After his baby was born, the concerned father told the doctor, "I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "One of your ancestors probably contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the new dad said. "Well," said the doctor, "how often do you have sex?" With some embarrassment, the dad replied, "I've been working very hard so we only made love once or twice a month." "There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
