Oh dear, Amirah,
I didn't mean to embarass him...I thought you and I could just share a smile...actually, if I think back I do some things at that level too!
Ahem, my family still talks about the time I put coconut in lasagna. I know it sounds awful now, but at the time it was just a half cup of leftover dried up coconut that had absolutely no taste whatsoever...and instead of throwing it out I decided on the spur of the moment to add it to the lasagna sauce...just a little extra fiber undetectable by either texture or taste in the lasagna, right? Wrong. Who knew it would make the sauce chewy? The whole family was mystified and I can still see their faces at the table that fateful night as they chewed, looked at me with odd expressions on their faces.
I was a whole minute before my husband swallowed and said, "JoDeen, did you put coconut in this lasagna?"
...I was so embarassed I denied it! I didn't exactly lie, but looked him straight in the eye and said, "don't be silly, what kind of a person would put coconut in lasagna? This is a very special recipe," I continued in an aggrieved tone of voice, "you don't have to like it, but you don't have to make fun of it"
After about 5 more minutes of watching them valiantly chew and chew I got the giggles and had to 'fess up. There was just no way the kids could believe I had actually put coconut in the lasagna!
It has come back to haunt me more than once when one of my darlings brings it up in front of company...usually as we are eating a home-cooked meal I've made. Sigh...you make one teeeeny little mistake...