MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[celerystalker]

By God, I think we've stumbled onto something here Cel.

I thought guys liked to be hated!

 

[babynurse1]

Do you know how hard it was to contain my guffaw!??!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

I'm out in a clinic!
I can't be laughing hysterically at my imaginary interweb friends!
but that was a rootin tootin funny post!

it's wrong to contain a guffaw. it just is people.


what do you mean you are at a clinic? a medical clinic? how much have you been dating lately celery???

i know you know i'm joking celery, but some other people may not, so i clarified.

 

[TwinkieMama]

at what age did you start sparking with the young fellers? i bet you was the envy of every gal at the barn raisEn social, what with your pretty new gingham dress and blue satin bow.

Well, my daddy always said that there was no need for a lil' filly to go sparkin' till she was husband-high. And yes, gleam of my science fair blue ribbon did catch the eye of the young menfolks.

The thing is, I hate washing dishes SOOO much that I might start asking all my eharmony peeps that.
Ha.
I already ask them how they feel about traditional gender roles.

Well see, then that should be a plus for the guy who likes to wash dishes as therapy.


I'll answer a question. Your pick.

 

[lalijack]

Am I too late to frenze?

I skimmed briefly, but didn't want to miss all the fun, so I'll have to go back laterish.

 

[babynurse1]

I thought guys liked to be hated!

do they? hmmmm.

maybe they do. idk.

one thing i do know. im not a guy.

1. Well, my daddy always said that there was no need for a lil' filly to go sparkin' till she was husband-high. And yes, gleam of my science fair blue ribbon did catch the eye of the young menfolks.




2. I'll answer a question. Your pick.

1. Oh you just had to work that science fair blue ribbon into the conversation, didnt ya? are you puttin on airs lil missy? yo daddy will take you out to the woodshed for your ill manners. tarnation, that blue ribbon has been the prideful envy of purt near every female of courtin age on the whole dang blasted prairie.

2. that was a sucky answer twink.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Am I too late to frenze?

I skimmed briefly, but didn't want to miss all the fun, so I'll have to go back laterish.

Nope. The frenze is still on.

Ok I have fufillled my contractual obligation to answer a question.

 

[babynurse1]

Am I too late to frenze?

I skimmed briefly, but didn't want to miss all the fun, so I'll have to go back laterish.

never too late for a 19th century sparkin' party!


jump in. the water is fine.

 

[bdg100]

And yes, gleam of my science fair blue ribbon did catch the eye of the young menfolks.

It's all a matter of where you place it. I guess.

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

Ok I have fufillled my contractual obligation to answer a question.

are you practicing contract law without a license?

i could have you disbarred, but you were never barred in the first place.

 

[lalijack]

But clearly some of the people on this thread ought to be barred. Or maybe they should just be IN a bar? IDK.

 

[TwinkieMama]

1. Oh you just had to work that science fair blue ribbon into the conversation, didnt ya? are you puttin on airs lil missy? yo daddy will take you out to the woodshed for your ill manners. tarnation, that blue ribbon has been the prideful envy of purt near every female of courtin age on the whole dang blasted prairie.

2. that was a sucky answer twink.

1. That is a dadblame lie and you know it, Cowgirl. I didn't come out to the prairie till I was a married woman with a baby on each hip. I did my courtin' down eastaway.

2. Huh? what? who are we talking about again?

 

[TwinkieMama]

It's all a matter of where you place it. I guess.

BDG

Well, that is what they told us a math camp.

 

[bdg100]

Am I too late to frenze?

Yes.

BDG

 

[lalijack]

Jeez BBN, when I told you I'd be around, I had no idea there'd be airs to put on and a whole new language to decipher. Down eastaways? Dadblame? I think I'm outta my element (which is Pt. Twink...that was for you.)

 

[babynurse1]

It's all a matter of where you place it. I guess.

BDG

w@@t?

But clearly some of the people on this thread ought to be barred. Or maybe they should just be IN a bar? IDK.

bottoms up lynette.

2. Huh? what? who are we talking about again?

You said I will answer a question.

and then you followed with "your pick"

that was a sucky answer. just sayin.

 

[lalijack]

bottoms up lynette.

Oh Nursey, I quit gymnastics YEARS ago. Heh.

 

[celerystalker]

When faced with that age old question, "What's for dinner?" I think what everyone thinks -


What would a bbn do?

And then it hit me!
A cheeseburger!

Now, it's not her style - but I'm going to get a quesadilla burger at applebees!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Jeez BBN, when I told you I'd be around, I had no idea there'd be airs to put on and a whole new language to decipher. Down eastaways? Dadblame? I think I'm outta my element (which is Pt. Twink...that was for you.)

Thank you Lalijack. I appreciate it. I think I will stick with Au. Maybe we should assign elements to others?

that was a sucky answer. just sayin.

aha.... you say sucky, I say funny, lets, call, the, whole, thing, off

 

[bdg100]

w@@t?

Well, being a young fella myself, I AM uniquely qualified. And, I'll just say that Twinkie's Blue Ribbon that she won at the Science Fair would be more noticeable depending upon WHERE she displayed it. That's just common sense.

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

Well, that is what they told us a math camp.

oh great! now you're gonna tell us how smart you were at math camp and how all the boys wanted you to wear THEIR pocket protector.

sheesh twink. reign it in.

Jeez BBN, when I told you I'd be around, I had no idea there'd be airs to put on and a whole new language to decipher. Down eastaways? Dadblame? I think I'm outta my element (which is Pt. Twink...that was for you.)

My element is Au. What can I say Bff for today? You never know what kind of trouble I'll stir up.

Yes.

BDG

tee hee

i mean.

dont be mean to lynette. of course she can stay and frenze. (we all feel sorry for her ya know)