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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BBN!!!!
I can't read the little words under there. Perhaps I'm going blind? It says babynurse on it though, so it must have been made for you.
In honor of your birthday, I have assembled some gifts. Now, put on your birthday button (I'm sure you still have it, right?

), get out a nice breakfast (diet coke and a snickers bar. duh), and enjoy!
I got you lots of birthday cake. chocolate cake, vanilla cake, cheesecake, and Colts cake. Because a bbn can never have too much cake. At least that's what I've heard.
I also brought you someone to sing happy birthday. I was going to do it myself, but I think his voice might be a "tad" bit better than mine.
Finally, a little birdie told me that crazynurse ranch is in need of more animals. I found this guy wandering around, so I'm going to send him to your new super secret location. You're welcome.
Wishing the best birthday ever to the most super duper amazing fantastic witty funny clever friend ever! LYLABBT!
