MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters!

[celerystalker]

(I operate on the theory if I am hungry, everyone is hungry, if I am not, no one is)

I have a tendency to operate on this same theory.
Well, substituting me for you.

Although it would be funny to think "Gosh. Twinkie must be hungry. Time to eat!"

Anyway, I have to break myself of this habit when the kids are around.
except on Sundays.
I eat when I'm hungry.
and when the whining starts, I tell them to go make their daddy cook.
One of the benefits of being an evil girlfriend!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I have a tendency to operate on this same theory.
Well, substituting me for you.

Although it would be funny to think "Gosh. Twinkie must be hungry. Time to eat!"

Anyway, I have to break myself of this habit when the kids are around.
except on Sundays.
I eat when I'm hungry.
and when the whining starts, I tell them to go make their daddy cook.
One of the benefits of being an evil girlfriend!

On this subject, when the kids were around 10 or so, we instituted "Fend for yourself Fridays" No cooking of meals, if you are hungry, go find something, there is all kinds of stuff around.

And now that the kids are grown, DH or DD usually cook something (and of course DS is gone now.) that I wont eat, cause it's healthy stuff, like low or no fat everything! So I fend for myself every day.
But today I am making beef stew With lots of dumplings, YUMM! Which DH hubby will eat, but not DD.

On that note, I need to go to the store, I need potatoes. And more beer.......

ETA: OMG, I almost forgot onions!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta have onions for stew!

 

[celerystalker]

Rob's post made me think.
First of all, who knew he was under 40? I was thinking maybe 45 or 50.

Second.
Kenny Chesney REALLY IS 40!
Which means Peej shouldn't be lusting after him.
Zac Efron is 21 which means while it's legal for me to think he's hot, Peej is better suited to lust for him.
And finally -
Buble is 33.
Which means he's ripe for the picking for me and twinks. And I guess babycow. but I forget how old she is.
So from this day forward -
peej - you have to like zac.
me and twinks like buble.
and EVERYONE is allowed to love Johnny. Even though he is 45 and older than ALL of us ( Right, pumba, mamacel, marita and moo? ), he is still hotter than anything.
besides bill the breadman.

As it is written, let it be so.

 

[UtahMama]

Ripe for the picking!!!!!
Celery!!!!
You forgot Edward of Twilight!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Rob's post made me think.
First of all, who knew he was under 40? I was thinking maybe 45 or 50.

Actually I'm not under 40 BUT I am still younger than Kenny Chesney.

45 or 50? Ack!

-- Rob

 

[celerystalker]

Robert Pattinson (Edward in the movie) is 22.
We're all going to hell!

Except for babycow. cuz she's better than us.

 

[celerystalker]

Actually I'm not under 40 BUT I am still younger than Kenny Chesney.

-- Rob

By what? A day? a second?


(since babycow and peej aren't here, I have to give you a hard time in their honor)

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I'm not lusting after anybody. I must be sick!

I don't even know the people whereof you speak, Cel! Excepy I did see the Twuilight trailer. Too young for me!

Maybe I could go for George Clooney

 

[UtahMama]

Robert Pattinson (Edward in the movie) is 22.
We're all going to hell!

Except for babycow. cuz she's better than us.

Still. I feel like a dirty old lady liking my vampire. (who's really 117 )
Is now a good time to bring up I have a son who's nearly 20?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Still. I feel like a dirty old lady liking my vampire. (who's really 117 )
Is now a good time to bring up I have a son who's nearly 20?

I thought your son was practically taken?

I have to admit, he is a charmer! But I'm not in line. relax!!

Oh, and I want to know how you are dressing as Rosalie too!!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Twinkie - Pictures!

I don't really care for Edward all that much. Jacob is more my style. I actually can't stand Bella, she is a whiny little girl. I mostly just like Jacob and the Cullens(minus Edward). What is he, like 15? LOL! I'm so going to jail.

Wendy - I agree you need tolet us know HOW you are dressing up as Rosalie. Personally I think Alice would suit you better. You even have the cute pixie hair to boot.

So I called up my brother to see if he wanted to go hiking with me. My Mom watch the little ones and Jeremiah and Seth went with us. We explored the North Marsh Trail and saw nothing except lots of hog tracks. It was fun though and goog exercise. My kind of exercise. We took video so I'll try and get it online tomorrow. While I was putting my envelope of quarters into the thingy for parking a flying bug flew out and stung me on my belly. Ouch. It is swollen. That's the only wildlife we saw. lol. Not even a fish in the creek.

 

[celerystalker]

Marita - You know who johnny is - johnny depp!
clooney is 47, so he is acceptable as well.

 

[UtahMama]

MP- just wearing a turquoise evening/prom gown with my clip in blond hair extensions. With all the other 30-45 year old housewives dressing as YOUNG vampires. Should be "entertaining" . I LOOOVE Alice to pieces! Rosalie grew on me. She likes cars too.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

MP- just wearing a turquoise evening/prom gown with my clip in blond hair extensions. With all the other 30-45 year old housewives dressing as YOUNG vampires. Should be "entertaining" . I LOOOVE Alice to pieces! Rosalie grew on me. She likes cars too.

We need pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pinky swear you will!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

WTH??? 3 hours later now, and not a single post? Is there a party I wasn't invited to?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Sandy...when I was in 4th grade one of the rotten little boys in my class "accidentally" dropped a dictionary on our beloved hamster. I've never been the same. I remember having a lesson on death after that. Now I think of that poor teacher having to clean up the hamster situation.

p.s. have I told y'all we have a male hamster with an entirely pink cage named Cookie? I think he's going to have a gender identity crisis, but it was all donated, so I'm not complaining.

Cel...I sent home a letter to parents asking if any are willing to take a crayfish. Of course the kids are fighting over them but I still have no parents jumping on the offer. Go figure.

bbn...that's seriously all you've got? You're going downhill. It's sad, really.

Moo...they're fresh water crayfish. They have to be in distilled water, actually. Which I have to purchase and lug into school in order to clean their tank once a week. Have I mentioned I hate them? We're just not supposed to release them because they're not native to KY or whatever. Maybe Twink can explain that concept better. I'm just having trouble with the whole freezing thing. It kind of goes against my whole vegetarian mindset and it's throwing off my respect for life groove!

And, there's more...
After the crayfish unit comes the beetle unit. However, they ran out of beetles, so our entire school is getting Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Really looking forward to the arrival of those critters.

Rob...your brilliance never ceases to amaze me. I mean, why didn't I think of eating the crayfish?

Marita...Have I ever seen you here at 7am before? Germany did something wIerd to you!
Fend for yourself Fridays reminds me of my mom's "Fun Dinners." There was nothing fun about them. Basically it meant she didn't want to cook and she pulled a bunch of junk out of the fridge and told us to figure it out. I think she thought if she called it fun, we would fall for it. Little did she know her children were freakin geniuses and we saw right through that one.

By what? A day? a second?


(since babycow and peej aren't here, I have to give you a hard time in their honor)

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I am going to keep you around afterall. That was a goog one. I'm seriously still giggling.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Rob...your brilliance never ceases to amaze me. I mean, why didn't I think of eating the crayfish?

That whole line (ALL of the bolded part) would make a GREAT tag for you PJ!

-- Rob

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Evening, everybody TGIalmostF.

Marita - It was pretty much that slow all the while you were gone, so we're kinda used to it

Hope you get over your jet lag quickly. VERY goog thing you're off work the rest of this week!

Sandy - Sorry I missed saying bye

Rob - You must have been playing over on that freaky thread where everybody got the same tag. Or has it spread to other threads??!

MommyP! Are there seriously wild boars where you have been hiking? Can't they be pretty nasty? I'd sure hate to run across one. Be carefu!!!

Peej - DOH! I didn't even think about those crayfish potentially being an invasive species. But distilled water. Seriously???

Twink, did I miss your sling pics? Hope not.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Evening, everybody TGIalmostF.

Rob - You must have been playing over on that freaky thread where everybody got the same tag. Or has it spread to other threads??!

Evening Moo!

Yes, I was there. That is one thread you do NOT want to post on if you don't want your tags displaced (not that I had any tags to worry about).

-- Rob

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Marita...Have I ever seen you here at 7am before? Germany did something wIerd to you!

Probably not! 7am and I usually don't see eye to eye. Unless I have to go somewhere, in which case I wouldn't be Dising anyway.
My body clock is still way off. I'll sleep 3 or 4 hours and then I'm up again.

On the plane back from Germany, there was a young woman sitting next to me. She never got up ONCE, the ENTIRE time, to go to the bathroom or anything. This was a 10 hour flight!!!!!!!!! She never even took her shoes off! On the flight there, there was a man sitting next to me. He went once. And wore his sportcoat the entire time I always get aisle seats, for ease of entry and exit I was on five different planes this trip, and NOT ONCE did I have an empty seat next to me.

I tell you all what, that what an eternal flight back. I'd look at my watch, thinking 15 minutes must have passed, and it was like 3! And they had the most awful "evening snack". Some tuna concoction in a hard crust. I ended up getting a 4 cheese pizza at Wolfgang Puck Express in Chicago. And you know I dont eat much, but I was starving! I even ate 2/3 of it! But I have come to the conclusion that I do not like that green stuff (not basil, what's it called?) Oh, Pesto! I think that's what I dont care for.

PJ, can't you just do whatever you did to the first 3 crayfish to the remaining ones? Just sayin... Same for the hissing cockroaches, YIKES!!