MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters!

monymony3471 · Jun 20, 2008

The witch will not clear Tim for surgery. She refuses until the labs come back.

She did not put a rush or stat on the results and antipicates them coming back sometime monday or tuesday.

She is evil and knew what she was doing.

H#ll when I had pneumonia she rushed my exray results and called me on my cell before I even got home with results.

I hate her! I just do! And I know I shouldn't but I do. This totally messes everything up. All the acrobats I went through. I am so utterly pissed I can't stand it. I hate that she doens't give two anything about my husband. Lynne said she never in all of her years ever dealt with someone like her. She was appalled at how she spoke to her and Dr. G.

I am a mess.

UtahMama · Jun 20, 2008

WheatThins said:
ADT:

The surprise meeting with Wheat Thins, his family and all of you.

Wheat Thins and his family are escorted to their table at Chef Mickey's by a woman wearing a name tag with the initials "RK" on it. Wheat Thins notices the initials and thinks they may look familiar. He also notices the young woman's face and thinks he has seen her somewhere. Quickly he forgets about this as he and his family are brought to a table in a secret part of the restaurant. As he enters the dimly lit room he is greeted by a chorus of "Surpriiiiiise Wheat Thins". Even TB joins in.

Wheat Thins and his family are stunned. They are in front of 20 people they have NEVER met. None of them look remotely familiar. Wheat Thins looks at his wife and she returns the same puzzled look. The Wheat Thins children are amused.

Wheat Thins: Uhhhh, thank you? Who are all of you?

Celery: We are from the Moovers Thread. I'm Celery.

Wheat Thins: Of course. Hi Celery. And look, there is Moo, Lexi, BBN, FJ, DTD, Lil G, Marita, Nab, Lint, Windy, Twinkie, everyone. Wow. Thanks for showing up.

Mrs. Wheat Thins: Who?

Wheat Thins: (under his breath - I'll explain later, just go with it.)

Windy: Isn't this a great surprise?

Wheat Thins: Yeah, awesome.

Silence.

Crickets chirping.

BBN: Uhhhh, just to clarify. Remember all those ADTs you used to write.

Wheat Thins: Yes.

BBN: They were great.

Wheat Thins: Thank you. Thank you very much.

Silence

Windy: Remember when I wrote about the Poop of 98.

Wheat Thins: Yep, I recall it. It was very funny, and well written too.

Windy: Thanks.

Marita: Do you remember writing the Marita Chronicles?

Wheat Thins: Yes, I remember that. I thought it was some of my better work.

Marita: Yeah, I remember it too.

WheatThins said:
Wheat Thins: Great.

Silence, more crickets chirping.

Moo: What are you guys going to do tomorrow?

Wheat Thins: We are going to Epcot.

Moo: Oh, we are going to Animal Kingdom.

Wheat Thins: Great.

Silence, more crickets chirping.

Wheat Thins: Where is Mommy P?

Lint: She's pregnant. Again. You stink Wheat Thins.

Wheat Thins: Thank you for that Lint.

Silence, crickets chirping.

Twinkie: Wheat Thins? Remember when we used to joke about Math Camp. And how you used to kid me about going to Math Camp when I was a kid. And how it was full of dorks and all that.

Wheat Thins: Yeah, I remember that.

Twinkie: I really did go to Math Camp and it really is full of dorks. Ha ha ha. Imagine that. We were just joking but I really went.

Wheat Thins: I knew you did. I wasn't joking.

Twinkie: Oh.

Silence, crickets chirping.

Lil G: WT, hop u hav a grate tim hear at DWorl. I hop yu likt yur sorprize.

Wheat Thins: I sure did Lil G. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Maybe we can do it again next year too.

Wheat Thins

EXCEPT, it's too friggen hot in July in Orlando for Windy! BUT, IF I was to join...
CAN I be the one to explain to Mrs. Wheat and the Mini-Wheats WHO we are??? Pleeease???

LOL!!!!! I busted something inside my gut from laughing so violently at the LG part!!!! TEARS!!!

Heyyyy, why, OH WHY, are you portrayed as the only cool one????

UtahMama · Jun 20, 2008

monymony3471 said:
The witch will not clear Tim for surgery. She refuses until the labs come back.

She did not put a rush or stat on the results and antipicates them coming back sometime monday or tuesday.

She is evil and knew what she was doing.

H#ll when I had pneumonia she rushed my exray results and called me on my cell before I even got home with results.

I hate her! I just do! And I know I shouldn't but I do. This totally messes everything up. All the acrobats I went through. I am so utterly pissed I can't stand it. I hate that she doens't give two anything about my husband. Lynne said she never in all of her years ever dealt with someone like her. She was appalled at how she spoke to her and Dr. G.

I am a mess.

Breathe... :hug:

She sounds "special".

Can you trump her some how???
UGH, I'm frustrated FOR you!

TwinkieMama · Jun 20, 2008

UtahMama said:
Heyyyy, why, OH WHY, are you portrayed as the only cool one????

Cause it is FICTION.

But why am I laughing sooo hard? Good one WT. Well done.

NAB · Jun 20, 2008

Mony--

W.T's --

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TwinkieMama · Jun 20, 2008

So sorry for this drama Monica! The pre-op physical is nerve wracking under the best of circumstances. Is there anything you can do? any other options? can someone else rush the labs? Could the surgeon add pressure?

TwinkieMama · Jun 20, 2008

NICE SWOOP NAB!
:rotfl2:

NAB · Jun 20, 2008

Thank you very much!!! :rotfl2:

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UtahMama · Jun 20, 2008

Very Stealth Nabby-girl!

DIBBS ON POST 3000!

celerystalker · Jun 20, 2008

UtahMama said:
IF I was to join...
CAN I be the one to explain to Mrs. Wheat and the Mini-Wheats WHO we are??? Pleeease???

What does that leave for me to do?

You know I can't flirt with Wheatie Pie in front of Mrs. Wheatie pie.

Mony - :hug:

Can a babycow nurse clear him? I bet I know one who would.

off to the breadman's!

WheatThins · Jun 20, 2008

UtahMama said:
EXCEPT, it's too friggen hot in July in Orlando for Windy! BUT, IF I was to join...
1. CAN I be the one to explain to Mrs. Wheat and the Mini-Wheats WHO we are??? Pleeease???

2. LOL!!!!! I busted something inside my gut from laughing so violently at the LG part!!!! TEARS!!!

3. Heyyyy, why, OH WHY, are you portrayed as the only cool one????

1. No.
2. Go to the hospital.
3. That should be obvious. Because I am the ONLY cool one.

Wheat Thins

MommyPoppins · Jun 20, 2008

WT - At first I was very upset and DISapointed that I wasn't represented at the fictional ADT Chef Mickey's Meet. But as I read on I was even more upset and DISapointed that you could only think to represent me as at home, pregnant, AGAIN. What did I ever do to you to deserve that?

Loved the Lil' G bit. It had me laughing out loud.

WheatThins · Jun 20, 2008

Great pic in your signature Mommy P. Funny but true. Yesterday we went for a family portrait at a professional photographer's studio. The photographer was lining us up according height, centered, blah, blah, blah. I quickly stepped in. I told my kids to shut their eyes as if they were sleeping. I told my wife to turn her back towards the camera. I took two steps away from the group and looked at a spot 8 feet directly to the left of the camera. I also turned off the lighting and jiggled the camera as he snapped the picture. Pretty much the same techniques you employed when taking your signature pic.

Wheat Thins

lexmelinda · Jun 20, 2008

Pssssht. Miller time.

OK, Bud Lite time.

My to-do list is done. Thank goodness.

MONICA! Give me that doctor's number! I wanna give her what for! Ridiculous!!!

Twinkie...We have the cheap Target portable DVD player. No frills but reliable. It's on sale for $79 this week. Get it today or tomorrow if you want that price.

WT...If you had ever actually had a DIS meet you would no that there is no awkward silence....just talking and laughter. But I'll admit that was kinda funny.

Wendee....West Fest! I can't wait! Take the camera! If you can get a picture of a chihuahua tattoo like the one in your trip report, you can photograph any fashion faux pas. BTW...the Twilight thread has taken on a life of it's own. :confused3

MommyP....I love, love, love your new signature picture! It's wonderful!

Cel....Have fun with the breadman! Heh.

Mimi's photography....

MommyPoppins · Jun 20, 2008

Luther - Great picture! I love it!!

WT - I don't have any idea what you're talking about. But I'm sure it's an insult.

And I don't care.

monymony3471 · Jun 20, 2008

UtahMama said:
Breathe...

She sounds "special".

Can you trump her some how???
UGH, I'm frustrated FOR you!

I asked if there was a paper we could sign, nope. The hospital won't allow the surgery without her approval. She is his primary care doctor.

TwinkieMama said:
So sorry for this drama Monica! The pre-op physical is nerve wracking under the best of circumstances. Is there anything you can do? any other options? can someone else rush the labs? Could the surgeon add pressure?

He had her on the phone and she refused to clear him without seeing the lab reports. It was my understanding that she could have said yes over the phone before the labs came in knowing he is of good health, cause I guess that's what dr's do and then just send the report over in the morning. But should would not give the verbal over the phone.

They gave Tim's spot to someone else already and called it a day.

We called the Dr. and Tim spoke with her wanting an explanation for why she didn't give him clearance. She said Dr. G didn't tell him his surgery was for Monday, which is crap cause Tim told her twice at the visit and Dr. G.'s assistant told me she was told.

then we find out she'll get the results tomorrow and she can clear him then, but as a dr who knows about proceedures and how hospitals work their surgical schedules are booked before they leave for the day on Friday. There's no way they could hold him a spot.

I have a pounding headache and Im in no shape to go to the funeral home. We'll just see them instate at church and at mass.

Now I have an entire week off for nothing. I lose a week's pay for nothing. I know some of my parents took days off for my closure. Tim will have me for 2 days to recover and then I have kids to watch. My mom cancelled apts to help me. So did my FIL cause he wanted to be at the hospital. This dominio effect is just endless.

And here's what cheered me up some today: Maddy after dinner. She ate a whole gerber graduate meal without a single tooth.