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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery
going through the old scrolls. "You see, there are the
originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls
were copied from these."
"Can I see one?"
"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--"
All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he
falls to his knees.
"What? What does it say?"
"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"
going through the old scrolls. "You see, there are the
originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls
were copied from these."
"Can I see one?"
"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--"
All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he
falls to his knees.
"What? What does it say?"
"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"
