Mondays..

surferrat

<font color=blue>SURF? And get my wings wet? Dream
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Whoever created Mondays as a workday, I would really like to know so I can slap them silly with my surfboard.... :rolleyes1:
 
SeaSpray said:
Hang in there, dude. 10am (VMK opening) is coming! :teeth:

no VMK for the day...Too much paper work!!!
 

/
my favorite line from Garfield....

"I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!!"
 
"Most folks say 'I hate Mondays!'
So, let's do some math.
There are 52 Mondays in a year and let's assume you work from
ages 15 - 65 (50 years). 52 Mondays x 50 years = 2600 Mondays.
That translates to you hating 7.12 years of your life.
Therefore, don't hate Mondays."
~The Vs


Be happy surf boy! :teeth:
 
queenlizzie said:
"Most folks say 'I hate Mondays!'
So, let's do some math.
There are 52 Mondays in a year and let's assume you work from
ages 15 - 65 (50 years). 52 Mondays x 50 years = 2600 Mondays.
That translates to you hating 7.12 years of your life.
Therefore, don't hate Mondays."
~The Vs


Be happy surf boy! :teeth:

As they say in VMK ### I need more coffee
 
I have to say it...I can't hold back...here it comes!

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

/officespace
 
GBShorts said:
I have to say it...I can't hold back...here it comes!

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

/officespace


I can't tear down the walls in my office....lol...
 
GBShorts said:
I have to say it...I can't hold back...here it comes!

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

/officespace

Oh, Hush or I'll *thwap* you with my red stapler.


<You can't have my red stapler. Don't take my red stapler. It's my stapler.>
 
I just want to be able to gut a fish on my desk :)

Some days are just like that.
 
aeryn said:
Oh, Hush or I'll *thwap* you with my red stapler.


<You can't have my red stapler. Don't take my red stapler. It's my stapler.>

DisAeryn, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?:

DisAeryn: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler
 
ww.goo
surferrat said:
DisAeryn, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?:

DisAeryn: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
 
disAeryn: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told MTLOTT that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Surferrat too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

:rotfl2:
 
surferrat said:
Whoever created Mondays as a workday, I would really like to know so I can slap them silly with my surfboard.... :rolleyes1:

I felt that way this morning.....

Now if only I could get my work week down to say, three days a week! :sunny:
 














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