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Chilly

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• "COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain that way by paying less than our competitors.
• "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.
• "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
Buy your own uniform.
• "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
• "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Seven days a week.
• "DUTIES WILL VARY"
If it's a sh#t job, guess who will have to do it?!
• "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
• "CAREER-MINDED"
You must be able to crawl to the boss.
• "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job internally; the advert is a legal formality.
• "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You will need it to replace three people who just left.
• "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
It's a mess here.
• "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You will be doing the boss's job but not for the same salary.
• "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Do what you're told.
 
















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