MM in Magic Kingdom~Murders page 67

Ratigan: *slides down the tree, disappointed* Well, let us see what you have managed to plunder, hmm? Oh, such a shame... there doesn't seem to be much at all, is there?
Don Karnage: I don't keep everything I steal with me at all times, stupid. I have placed it all in a very secret special place that even I would never have thought of. I'm so glad I thought of it!
 
Ratigan: Indeed. Perhaps I might take a look in that secret place of yours... we mice are extraordinarily good at sneaking into places, you know. Ehehehe.
 
Don Karnage: Good luck finding it on that island! Uhm... I mean, the castle. I mean, I shall never tell!
 
Ratigan: Island indeed. *smirk* Well, my friend, it has been quite a pleasure talking to you, but I have a busy schedule of despicable acts to commit. Ta! *scurries away to find said Island*
 

Don Karnage: *Waits until Ratigan is gone* So, that silly foolish type thinks he can outfox the fox! Well think again, foolish persons. Heehee, I tricked that rat... Nobody steals from Don Karnage! Except for that bratty kid...
 
Ratigan: *sneaks around, trying to find an island, until finally he gets to Frontierland* Tom Sawyer Island... and it's filled with so many caverns. This must be the place! *hops onto rafts*
 
Edgar: Umm *looks at ratigan* what is this ugly abomination?? A rat on steroids perhaps?
 
Don Karnage: Now that I've led that rodent on a wild chase of geese, let me see what is in this land of tomorrow...
 
Edgar: Thank you for getting rid of that rat. Now, what exactly are you?

Don Karnage: I am no what, I am a who. I am Don Karnage, greatest air pirate to ever sail the skies!
 
Ratigan: *somehow hears this even though I've been "gotten rid of"* I AM NOT A RAT!!!! *goes back to searching for treasure in Tom Sawyer Island*
 
Don Karnage: I am no what, I am a who. I am Don Karnage, greatest air pirate to ever sail the skies!

Edgar: A flee filled dog pilot? HA! And I am the king of england by day sherlock holmes by night, ha!
 
Don Karnage: You are? Pray tell, your majesty, did you happen to bring anything of worth with you...?
 
Edgar: You are a dumb animal just like the others. I thought you were more of a villainous creature like myself
 
Rapunzel: *In Liberty Square* Yawn. That was a good nap. *sees Haunted Mansion* That looks really scary. I should skip that for now. *walks and sees Splash Mountain* That looks so cool! *goes in*
 
Charlotte: *SQUEAL* I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE EATEN ALL THOSE MICKEY ICE CREAM BARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Edgar: You are a dumb animal just like the others. I thought you were more of a villainous creature like myself

Don Karnage: Dumb animal? No, I think that you are being the dumb one, insulting a man with such a sharp weapon. *Pulls out sword* Wouldn't you agree?
 
Jack: "riding HM for the 10th rime in a row" where us thus bloody treasure, I've been looking all day. Oh well, I give up, I'll try again later. "exits ride, takes out compass as he hums grim grinning ghosts"
 

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