Mixed Nuts

[willis37862]

Executive decision - the word of the day is "chowderhead."

That's all. Carry on.

I concur with your descision....Chowderhead it is.

Hey! I said it was the word of the day, not that I AM a chowderhead!

Are you sure about that? What a lovely nickname for you Liz

]I USED to like you. J/K.[/B]

It is a dreary day here too.

Are you just kidding about that you use to like her

Crazy Pickle.

Yesh, you may. Call me Ishmael. But that's really not my name. And GoofyDad869 is not really my name either.

Really...cause my name really is Willis37862...says so right on my brith certificate.



I missed Jean again and Rella I always miss those crazy ladies.

Hi everyone

 

[willis37862]

Well I didn't want to talk to you people anyway

Have a good weekend everyone Talk to you later.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

It's official. Psycho Sue was just measured by one of the maintenance guys, sans shoes. She's 4'9".

That's all. Carry on.

 

[GoofyDad869]

It's official. Psycho Sue was just measured by one of the maintenance guys, sans shoes. She's 4'9".

That's all. Carry on.

I didn't know they could stack crap up in piles that tall. I'm just sayin'.

 

[disneymama73]

You're sharp. I didn't get it. The kid was cracking up at me when I said it. I had to say it twice. Guess I'm slow.

I don't get it.

 

[disneymama73]

I didn't know they could stack crap up in piles that tall. I'm just sayin'.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I don't get it.

Blonde moment?

Add the "who" to the end of the sentence and say it out loud, really fast.

 

[disneymama73]

Blonde moment?

Add the "who" to the end of the sentence and say it out loud, really fast.

OMG! Definitely a blonde moment.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

OMG! Definitely a blonde moment.

Well, I guess you finally got it...

 

[disneymama73]

Well, I guess you finally got it...

Yes, finally!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Anyone here? It's sort of more official now...I've been thrown away. Now I literally have nobody. I guess a certain friendship came with the disclaimer "until I get a new girlfriend."

 

[disneymama73]

Anyone here? It's sort of more official now...I've been thrown away. Now I literally have nobody. I guess a certain friendship came with the disclaimer "until I get a new girlfriend."

WTH?! I'm so sorry.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

WTH?! I'm so sorry.

I hate him. Two weeks and he's already planning to marry her. Because she's the "complete opposite" of me. Yep, I'm just that horrible.

Oh, and on my 25th birthday when all of my friends were over and we were doing the twist...apparently that was a striptease that I did for my friend Bob.

 

[disneymama73]

I hate him. Two weeks and he's already planning to marry her. Because she's the "complete opposite" of me. Yep, I'm just that horrible.

Oh, and on my 25th birthday when all of my friends were over and we were doing the twist...apparently that was a striptease that I did for my friend Bob.

Don't tell me -- she's blonde.

Uh yeah. Whatever. I hate him, too.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Don't tell me -- she's blonde.

Uh yeah. Whatever. I hate him, too.

He says she's a brunette. He told me she looks like one of the ladies from the Weather Channel. He showed me which one; I just don't know her name. In other words - she's a lot prettier than me. And taller and thinner, of course. Sure, let's take the short, fat, homely little troll with no self esteem and make her feel even worse. She won't notice.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I think this is her...he says the girlfriend looks just like her, but with darker hair.

 

[disneymama73]

I think this is her...he says the girlfriend looks just like her, but with darker hair.

 

[disneymama73]

He says she's a brunette. He told me she looks like one of the ladies from the Weather Channel. He showed me which one; I just don't know her name. In other words - she's a lot prettier than me. And taller and thinner, of course. Sure, let's take the short, fat, homely little troll with no self esteem and make her feel even worse. She won't notice.

You are none of those things.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You are none of those things.

I sure feel like it right now. If you'd heard what he was saying to me...I make Hitler look like Mother Teresa.

 

[disneymama73]

I sure feel like it right now. If you'd heard what he was saying to me...I make Hitler look like Mother Teresa.

Please don't listen to him. I know it's hard.