Mixed Nuts Part 2

[apirateslifeforme]

Just a thought here;
Why does poor Willy get such a bad rap?

You always here’

“That gives me the Willies”

Or the famous

“Fire at Will”

Sometimes I just feel bad for the guy

Here's a good Will...

*rowr*

 

[Goofster57]

Here's a good Will...

*rowr*

Make it so Number 1

 

[RobInBigKC]

Because I'd like to see her, her brother would like to talk to her. Be social, helps relationships. Fine to go in your room, but not just stay in there all day and night.
I guess it's our fault as parents. We made the rooms way too comfortable for them!!

Zackly. Starting tonight, I'm removing all electronics and soft surfaces from their rooms.

Hello Nutty people!!!

I've missed you all.

Sorry I haven't been around but I've had much bull-you-know-what going on!!

So....what have I missed? Tell me everything!!!!

You've missed me! 'nuff said.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Make it so Number 1

Best line ever from that show...?

"Captain - we are being probed."

Especially if Worf says it.

 

[Goofster57]

"Captain - we are being probed."

Worse line to hear if you are at the Doctors

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Worse line to hear if you are at the Doctors

Reminds me of something funny I read in the paper the other night...

"Rectitude: The formal, dignified bearing assumed by proctologists."

I got an even bigger kick out of "Oyster: A person who sprinkles his or her speech with Yiddish expressions."

 

[jonestavern]

Here's a good Will...

*rowr*

Okay, I'll go for the obvious!

And here's a Better Will!

 

[jonestavern]

Notice how I am politely ignoring Keith's Clownmonster?

Now:

Hi LISA!

 

[Goofster57]

Notice how I am politely ignoring Keith's Clownmonster?

Sorry,
How about this

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Sorry,
How about this

Aw, what a cute little pec-

Uh, little birdie...

 

[jonestavern]

Awww, thank you, Keith!

Here's a cute fuzzy for you all to enjoy!

 

[Goofster57]

I undestand that everyone has something that they fear seeing.....Snakes, Rats, Clowns, the number 13.......

Mine is my Mother-In-Law

Just kidding "Bless Her Heart"


NOT

 

[Goofster57]

Awww, thank you, Keith!

Here's a cute fuzzy for you all to enjoy!

Little bit of an exhibitionist isn't she

 

[Goofster57]

Aw, what a cute little pec-

Uh, little birdie...

If I had a nickel......Keeping my thoughts to my self

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Little bit of an exhibitionist isn't she

My dog lies like that all the time.

If I had a nickel......Keeping my thoughts to my self

Uh, yeah...if you had a nickel for every time someone told you that you had a cute "little" *whatever*, do ya really want to advertise that you'd be rich?

 

[jonestavern]

Mon Dieu!
Eet iz zee 5,000 post!

again!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Jean!

Too bad we can't have strippers...

 

[jonestavern]

Liz!

How'd you guess what I wanted!!!

Look! the stripers are here!

 

[Goofster57]

Uh, yeah...if you had a nickel for every time someone told you that you had a cute "little" *whatever*, do ya really want to advertise that you'd be rich?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Liz!

How'd you guess what I wanted!!!

Look! the stripers are here!

*cough, cough* Halibut... *cough*

I think that's going to be my new swear word.

I'm sorry. I'm reaaaalllly sorry.