Miley Cyrus to appear in Playboy after her 18th Bday

[Hollywoodhaha]

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/23574/miley-cyrus-to-do-playboy/

Miley Cyrus, who turns 18 on November 23rd, has signed a deal to pose naked in Playboy!

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16, Hugh Hefner has been trying to sign her up to pose naked in Playboy immediately after her 18th birthday. Finally, with the approval of Miley Cyrus’ parents (Billy Ray and Tish), it’s a done deal – according to reports out of Arizona.

The photos will be been taken the day after her 18th birthday by Playboy’s top photographers. The concept has been approved by Hef, who says that Miley’s photo spread, will become a worldwide sensation.

The 84-year-old Playboy tycoon has always thought the ‘Hannah Montana’ star – who caused controversy in 2008 by posing in just a blanket in Vanity Fair magazine for photographer Annie Leibovitz – would be a hit with readers of the adult magazine after she turns 18.

Hefner said, “We are excited to have her appear in the magazine. She’s a very pretty lady.”

 

[indimom]

Wow, how much money does it take to make parents agree to something so stupid.

 

[LiberalPrincess]

You do realize that the other headline on the link is that a dolphin with human arms was caught? I would consider the source. The quoted news source is a satire.

 

[indimom]

You do realize that the other headline on the link is that a dolphin with human arms was caught? I would consider the source. The quoted news source is a satire.

Oh, good, I still have hopes she'll turn out all right.

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

I didn't find it, another person did and it spread around and all that.

Guess we will see next month

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

Okay, it was a spoof, my bad. I had never been on there before and someone showed me and said it was true.


Yay for being a teenager and believing every thing.

 

[kimblebee]

It's good to see that batboy is still alive and well.

 

[VickiVM]

You see, this is the kind of information that my m-i-l will get a hold of and then start lecturing my teenagers about the dangers of FB, the internet, and going outdoors with your hair wet.

 

[Missy1961]

You should edit your title so people know it's a joke.

 

[Magic Mom]

and going outdoors with your hair wet.

We all know that makes you catch your death.

 

[tiggger1]

Wow, how much money does it take to make parents agree to something so stupid.

Joke or not, she will be 18, she doesnt need her parents permission. I dont think its a big deal....she cant be little Hannah Montana forever.. let the poor girl grow up a little.

 

[Tinkermommy]

You see, this is the kind of information that my m-i-l will get a hold of and then start lecturing my teenagers about the dangers of FB, the internet, and going outdoors with your hair wet.

OMG that was funny. My grandmother used to lecture us on that.

Because going outside with your hair wet leads to all sorts of wild behavior. It's a slippery slope.

 

[Magic Mom]

Even if it wasn't a joke, who cares? She's growing up. She doesn't owe it to anyone to stay 14. That would be the end to her career. She has to move on to more adult things so adults take her serioulsly. We can't expect her to play Hannah Montana when she's 30.

 

[EMom]

It's good to see that batboy is still alive and well.

I love me some Batboy.

I take any "news story" from Weekly World News with a big old grain of salt. However, I have said for quite some time that Miley Cyrus will be buck nekkid in Playboy long before she's 25. Before 20 wouldn't surprise me at all. She's hellbent on proving she's "mature" and can't seem to figure out that mature doesn't equal skanky and rubbing herself around on a bed. She seems to think she's the only woman on earth with those particular body parts and that it is her duty to share her "gifts" with the world. I don't think mommy and daddy have enlightened her that all women eventually get those goodies. Some just keep them to themselves.

Oh the horror of her videos....spliced together in 2-3 second pieces. It seems she can't dance, sing/lipsync, writhe, walk around in panties, whatever.....for longer than 2-3 seconds at a stretch. After she hits the 2-3 second mark, they have to yell "CUT" and splice the film together.

 

[luvmy3]

OMG!!! I can't believe Hef is 84

 

[VickiVM]

Even if it wasn't a joke, who cares? She's growing up. She doesn't owe it to anyone to stay 14. That would be the end to her career. She has to move on to more adult things so adults take her serioulsly. We can't expect her to play Hannah Montana when she's 30.

You can't go from adolescent idol of good-clean-fun and making millions off that image to a Playboy spread (if that were to be true) and not catch flack...

Her right...of course. Our right to comment...absolutely.

 

[EMom]

You can't go from adolescent idol of good-clean-fun and making millions off that image to a Playboy spread (if that were to be true) and not catch flack...

Her right...of course. Our right to comment...absolutely.

I just think it's pathetic that so many people equate "growing up" with posing in Playboy and going from squeaky clean to justthisside of skank in no time flat. Okay, forget it, she crossed that line. Why must it be all about sex to be "mature"? You can have sex at 12 and that does not make you mature or grown up. You can roll around bumping and grinding in your underwear in junior high and that does not make you a grown woman.

As an entertainer, she MIGHT try singing more mature songs. Or maybe just.....singing. She certainly doesn't need to be HM forever. She doesn't need to dress like a nun. But this whole "I've got female bits and pieces, wanna see them?" bit is what EVERY female singer seems to do when they go from tween singer to adult singer. It's so predictable. Could any of them rely on their voice and talent for a change?

Oh........Never mind.

 

[Toad_Passenger]

This thread makes me think of one of my favorite movies, So I Married an Axe Murderer. Mike Myers' character is talking to his mother about her choice in newspapers:

Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.

May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

 

[agnes!]

I love me some Batboy.

I take any "news story" from Weekly World News with a big old grain of salt. However, I have said for quite some time that Miley Cyrus will be buck nekkid in Playboy long before she's 25. Before 20 wouldn't surprise me at all. She's hellbent on proving she's "mature" and can't seem to figure out that mature doesn't equal skanky and rubbing herself around on a bed. She seems to think she's the only woman on earth with those particular body parts and that it is her duty to share her "gifts" with the world. I don't think mommy and daddy have enlightened her that all women eventually get those goodies. Some just keep them to themselves.

Oh the horror of her videos....spliced together in 2-3 second pieces. It seems she can't dance, sing/lipsync, writhe, walk around in panties, whatever.....for longer than 2-3 seconds at a stretch. After she hits the 2-3 second mark, they have to yell "CUT" and splice the film together.

I just think it's pathetic that so many people equate "growing up" with posing in Playboy and going from squeaky clean to justthisside of skank in no time flat. Okay, forget it, she crossed that line. Why must it be all about sex to be "mature"? You can have sex at 12 and that does not make you mature or grown up. You can roll around bumping and grinding in your underwear in junior high and that does not make you a grown woman.

As an entertainer, she MIGHT try singing more mature songs. Or maybe just.....singing. She certainly doesn't need to be HM forever. She doesn't need to dress like a nun. But this whole "I've got female bits and pieces, wanna see them?" bit is what EVERY female singer seems to do when they go from tween singer to adult singer. It's so predictable. Could any of them rely on their voice and talent for a change?

Oh........Never mind.

and !!!

And my resident teenager just said "Anyone can be a skank...it takes a certain skill not to."

agnes!

 

[sunnyday123]

Even if it wasn't a joke, who cares? She's growing up. She doesn't owe it to anyone to stay 14. That would be the end to her career. She has to move on to more adult things so adults take her serioulsly. We can't expect her to play Hannah Montana when she's 30.

And God know she can't sing worth a lick, this sounds like something she'll actually be good at!!