Maybe he should stick to being Clark Kent . . .

[Deb in IA]

'Superman' Hospitalized After Leap
'Superman' Hospitalized After Leaping From Fourth-Floor Window in Austria
The Associated Press

GRAZ, Austria Oct 25, 2005 — A man who claimed he was Superman and could fly was hospitalized early Tuesday after leaping from a fourth-floor window, authorities said.

Paramedics rushed the 23-year-old man to a hospital in the city of Graz, about 120 miles south of Vienna, after he jumped from a window and suffered head and back injuries, police said.

They said the man who apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine before attempting the jump appeared at the window ledge at around 4 a.m. and shouted: "I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"

The jumper, whose name was not released, landed on part of a lower section and roof, sparing him from more serious injuries, authorities said.

 

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Sadly there will be more after the new movie comes out next summer.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

They said the man who apparently had drunk several bottles of red wine

Gee, ya think that had anything to do with it??

I wonder if he'll use the excuse that he was drinking liquified red kryptonite.