May 23, 2011 - The UNOFFICIAL "The Bachelorette" - NO SPOILERS, please!

[emer95]

The next bachelor Tim!

Best comment ever!!

 

[Robinrs]

Best comment ever!!

Imagine his "second chance" speech like Brad's!!

"I took some time to go to AA and now I know I'm ready to find love..."

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Imagine his "second chance" speech like Brad's!!

"I took some time to go to AA and now I know I'm ready to find love..."

 

[phorsenuf]

Awww......I wanted mask guy to get it!

 

[Cat0727]

Imagine his "second chance" speech like Brad's!!

"I took some time to go to AA and now I know I'm ready to find love..."

 

[Robinrs]

Yep, Ryan/Brad is HER type...

 

[krcit]

That's the guy from the town I grew up in! Massapequa, waving his freak flag! Gotta love the crazy.

I saw it says Massapequa online but Long Beach on the show.


Long Beach is pretty much the drunk Irish guy capital of Long Island. I say that with affection because that is where I spent my partying years But I was cracking up when he was passed out. What a loser!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Yep, Ryan/Brad is HER type...

I think so too. Though Brad lacked a spine apparently so maybe Ryan actually has one? He seems much nicer and more genuine too. Let's hope he doesn't need a counselor on tv like Brad did though.

 

[Cat0727]

Oh man 15 minutes of Ashley handing out roses?

 

[krcit]

I am literally laughing out loud when 'masked man. is shown!! OMG, she gave him a rose!!!! Classic

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Are you freaking kidding me? Crazy masked dude gets the first rose??

 

[krcit]

This show is comedy gold. Look at their faces!! Devastated that they didn't get picked by a girl they met 2 hours ago. love it

 

[Cat0727]

This show is comedy gold. Look at their faces!! Devastated that they didn't get picked by a girl they met 2 hours ago. love it

I know right! I'm having a good laugh!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

This show is comedy gold. Look at their faces!! Devastated that they didn't get picked by a girl they met 2 hours ago. love it

It's hilarious. They look so heartbroken over the girl they spent 5.7 minutes talking to. How can they appear so dejected already? At least wait till the hometown dates for those looks.

 

[krcit]

Awww the ben Afleck look a like is crying. Poor Jon

 

[java]

Imagine his "second chance" speech like Brad's!!

"I took some time to go to AA and now I know I'm ready to find love..."

I was surprised she let that last guy go, I thought he was cute. I am loving the music they play for mask guy.

 

[krcit]

I was surprised she let that last guy go, I thought he was cute.

Jon? He is really cute! I guess she has a Phantom fantasy going on

 

[3prettyprincesses]

I think these guys must have issues if they're that upset about Ashley not choosing them on the first night. If you listen closely to what they say as they exit, it sounds like they had pinned all their hopes of happiness on falling in love with her.

 

[FINFAN]

Hi all! OK I did and uber FF to see the limo arrivals and then caught up...
Tim obviously was on board with playing the drinking game...holy cow...but nt that we havn't seen some doozy floozie girls in the past tie one on !
Here's my top 6 from the Limo:
Prince William ( William/cell phone sales/Ohio)
J.P. Construction Cupcake
Constantine ( tho I have to get Constantine Margolis out of my head)
Mamma Boy Matt
Anthony Hey Oh...I make this Limo look Goood
West
why do they have her standing on wet pavement ruining her dress?

Jeff/Batman, not sure, guess I like his reasoning, but well...odd


my, but there are a lot of D-Bags for this season!


ok, she made her picks...so Bently is the bad boy, didn't he say:not overly attracted" to/about Ashley? Nice.


all the guys she just cut...is this the try-outs for the next Bachelor?

Anthony...I'm just a buthcer...
next guy, "I'm crushed! Really dude? You just met her"
sweetest move of the night to me? The pink dental floss bow.

 

[Robinrs]

Glad she got rid of the Situation... uh, Anthony...