Okay - I know for others in this group, there's been recent broken bones, surgeries, illnesses that caused you to reschedule your trip, but I gotta say, this is pretty scary...
There was a fire incident in our house this morning.
I'm at work and the phone rings at around 11:45, and I see on caller ID that it is FROM MY HOUSE and NO ONE IS HOME. So I answer and it's a fireman

, who says, "I'm in your house, there's been a minor fire. Let me put the Captain on the phone." So here's something of how our dialogue went:
Me: THERE WAS A FIRE IN MY HOUSE!?!?
Captain Bird: Yes - a very minor fire. There was a pan on the stove and somehow the burner was turned on and it burned, setting off the smoke alarm. There's no damage to anything in the kitchen other than the pan.
Me: So who called you?
CB: The alarm company.
Me: No, it's not hooked up yet. (meaning the brand new alarm equipment we just had installed but not wired or hooked up yet)
CB: No, wait, no, it was the mail carrier.
Me: What??
CB: The mail carrier heard the smoke alarm and smelled the smoke and called us.
Me: How is my Dog?
CB/Me: He's fine. What's his name? Me: Sirus. CB: Hey Sirus, how are ya, buddy?
Me: How did you get in the house?
CB: we had to break a pane window in your back door; we'll tape it up.
Me: Uh - okay. Uh - how did you get my phone number?
CB: from the emergency info on your refrigerator.
Me: wow. It's really weird to get a call from your own phone number when no one is home, and to be told it's the fire department.
CB: well, everything is okay here. We'll lock your back storm door and tape up the window before we leave. Oh, we also had to break the gate by your driveway because it was frozen shut by the snow.
Me: Wow. Thanks so much.
CB: Well, you're welcome - we're doing our job. It's our pleasure. And it could have been much worse.
Me: Yeah, how's that for timing? The mail carrier happened to be going by at just the right time.
CB: Yeah - you're lucky, that's for sure. It could have been worse. You have a good day, and if you need to call us, our number is ..."
SERIOUSLY!!! Mark went home and everything is fine, except for the smell. We think that the dog tried to get to a pan of brownies that was on the stove, and when he jumped up, he turned on the burner, and that's how it all started. We are seriously lucky, and can't wait to have the alarm system programmed and hooked up asap!!
So - Mark sent an email to the post office to commend the postal carrier. And we are just downplaying the WHOLE thing to the kids - to tell them the smell is that Mark was cooking and burned something. How to explain the gate and the window... we'll have to deal with that as we get to it. I don't want to have to deal with nightmares about fires and our house burning down!!
So, how's everyone else's day???
