All my life I have been searching for that fabled promised land
With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations and the devils cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day. (one day)
After years and years of wandring, oh the kingdom ye shall find (oh that kingdom)
And the doors may not be open but well gather in that line
Then our hearts will swell with pride the day those gates swing open wide
And we take a walk down Main Street USA.
Oh that magic kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by (by and by)
We will all drink from the fountain
And go riding on Space Mountain,
When we reach that magic kingdom in the sky.
Where Mother Minnie, Father Dopey, and Saint Tinkerbell abide,
No more cares or sorrows on that heavnly teacup ride
I will lay down all my fears when I put on those big black ears
And join the choir to sing in harmony.
We will sing the songs of aimless souls who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found in the electric light parade,
Singing Hakuna Matata,
Drawing Mousketeer stigmata
In the only club thats made for you and me.
Oh that magic kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by (by and by)
All Gods children shall be free in
Pirates of the Caribbean,
When we reach that magic kingdom in the sky.
Oh the meekest and the poorest their inheritance shall see
And a zillion Japanese tourists all will join the Jamboree
They will ride that holy monorail into Saint Providence
When they know that their Redeemer is a mouse in short red pants (nice pants!)
Wont you take me to Orlando where the sun is always bright
All the angels are clean-shaven and the people snowy white
Where your problems all are hidden
And unhappiness forbidden
Youll find salvation for a modest fee
Climb into my Winnebago and if you help with the gas
Then we maybe can finagle you a five or six day pass
May your afterlife be blessed
Just American Express it
Let Mastercard and Visa set you free
Oh that magic kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by (by and by)
All religions may be practiced there
Except for Southern Baptist
When we reach that magic kingdom in the sky.
Oh that magic kingdom in the sky
When your backs shaved by that Uncle Walter guy (he is my Walter guy)
Well give thanks to that old geezer
And keep him in the freezer--
When we reach that magic kingdom in the
When we reach that magic kingdom in the
When we reach that magic kingdom in the
Sky