OK, I nearly had coffee shooting out my nose this morning, just reading these last 3 pages of posts!!!!! And my smarty responses are below!
The inlaws are leaving, the inlaws are leaving!!!! The car is packed and we're just waiting for them to pull out!

Of course, I haven't even showered yet because sure as I get in there, they will want to leave, so I'm just waiting, and waiting, and waiting. And DH is running late this morning, too (which is why everything has been thrown out of whack!). He was up with the dog about 6 times last night, and I was up twice with the puppy. I'm ready to take Bella to the vet today and now DH is dragging his feet again. Y'all should see her, it's just not fair. She is barely hanging in there, but we can't tell if she's in "pain" or not. I may have to be the bad guy one day and just take her without telling anyone. Not that this will be easy for me either!!!!! But I also can't take the stalling....
I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this!!! I had tears rolling down my face. DS was asking what was so funny and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even tell him!!!!!

Kara, guess what??? I have two ADRs for lunch that I hadn't mentioned JUST IN CASE!

I tell you. I think I am going to drop them down to one a day. This is crazy. On a good note, I think I will give the breakfast CM to the lady who has no CM for DD bday trip.
SO.. I told DS about Lightning in the car thinking that would be the easiest way. He is in a good mood after school. CRYING BUCKETS. For 20 minutes. In the car. So what do I do? Come on Kara, you know what I did. I took him to the store and bought him a Woody of course!
I need more therapy than this board!
Just make sure he knows there's a Buzz there waiting for him the next time you break his heart!!!
Hey isn't Badookie and Jillian in WDW right now!!!
YES!!!! And I didn't have time to get her little "gift." Stop laughing, Tammie!!!! Hopefully I can send it once she gets home...
Oh sure... it is only a kazillion dollars. I should go to All 30 of them
Hey Kara, I need you to update mine. Add in. "And will weigh 1100 lbs if she doesn't quit eating McDonalds thinking she is going to actually win something with one of those blasted Happy Meals!"
HOney, McD's is a staple on my diet!!!! You've got everything in the food pyramid! Your protein (2 all beef patties), dairy (cheese), veggies (lettuce, pickle, onion), carbs (on a sesame seed bun), and not quite sure where the special sauce fits in, but I'm sure it's healthy, too!

Now how many of you were singing the Big Mac song as you read that????
Oh, I forgot, Kara probably isn't going to read this for a while. She is too busy downing beer in her bikini
First of all, I'd be evicted if they caught me in a bikini
at the pool.

Either that, or finding a new wierd spot to hide the dish soap. I say mess with her Kara. Keep it in the Fridge and tell her to get it out for you with a straight face. Tell her a psychic told you to do it to keep evil spirits out of the room that they sleep in.
How funny!!!!! Right now she is saying "goodbye" to Bella. Gimme a break! Just LEAVE!!!! For crying out loud (pardon the pun!) they both just came out SOBBING - let's think about DD now, she has NOOO idea what is going to happen soon, why make such a big deal out of it?
Man, you guys were chatty today! From what I can tell, Kara's planning a "grand gathering" for all of us? Very funny!

Seriously, though, it would be a hoot to do! (Just make sure you count me in on getting hooked up to the Fusion IV!)
Thanks to all who suggested leaving notes for my girls in their luggage when they leave. I actually used to do that every weekend they spent with their dad when they were younger, but then just stopped doing it. I think I definitely need to start that up again.
Can't believe Kara's out drinking again! I think I need to move to Florida!
Good night!
OK, if our CFAWW grand gathering works, it was my idea, if not, it was Debbie's idea!

And heck yes I was out drinking!!!! Actually, last night our neighbors invited us over to roast marshmallows - they just dug out a big pit, filled with sand and palm trees and added a firepit. We NEEDED to go over there for awhile to get away from the inlaws!
I love the idea of notes in your girls' luggage. I used to do that occasionally with DD's lunch. She would come home and show it to me with that little smile that just melted my heart. That was BEFORE she became the possessed child that she is now!
And when we all run out of money, I know where we could go. We could all just jump down to Jacksonville. I hear there is a sucker there who will let you drink like a fish on her tab.

I laughed so hard when I read this!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!! I am cracking up!!! Cammie and I could combine our points and add extra days....
I love the T-shirt idea - and I would love to see how long it would take us to plan, with everyone wanting to be in control!!!! Then we would drive each other crazy worrying about what could possibly go wrong!
But seriously, we should really try it some time! Debbie will need to be the bartender, I think! I'll bring the sunscreen and do make-overs, Badookie definitely needs to come!
We'll have to take Erin and Tessa to Fort Wildnerness for S'Mores, too!

I think they may have a new appreciation for "digestive biscuits."

Have some

with your beer Kara!
Kara - I LOVE the MIL stories! You always wondered how that person raised your hubby, right?
Renee! Don't overplan - it's no fun to be upset because
your plan isn't going according to plan!
Too funny! Now what does that tell you about our overplanning? When the plan doesn't go according to plan????
DIGESTIVE BISCUITS!!! I couldn't remember what they were called! Yes, when we all come to Jacksonville to drink off the poor sap's tab we'll stop at my neighbor's house for s'mores!!! We are actually getting together this weekend for this!
Hiya all -
Kara you made me laugh too -but I will never ever eat those disgusting "biscuits" (tasteless scones) with "gravy" (white goop) again!!!! Hash browns however - the US ones outstrip the UK ones ANY time!!! And talking of breakfast over there - last time we saw someone pouring maple syrup on crispy BACON - yuegh, what is THAT all about....
Tessa
Tessa, I ALWAYS dip my crispy bacon in syrup when I have pancakes!!! But then again, we Americans are such food connoisseurs (sp?) - our claim to faim is pizza and hamburgers! Can't argue with that, huh?
OK, as the inlaws were leaving, FIL dumped his entire cup of coffee all over my foyer!!!! Yeah, it seeped into the carpet in the living room, too. Good stuff. And MIL would take off one paper towel at a time, to try to stop the flow of a full cup of coffee! You're right, Tammie, how in the h*** did my DH make it to adulthood???? Or maybe now I know where all his "issues" come from!!!!
Well, off to work now. I had a lot of fun reading and writing - y'all have a great Tuesday!!!!! In fact, I apparently had too much fun because the DIS nazis won't let me post until I take out 5 images (can only have 25 and I have 30 right now - oops!).