LOL! Woman sues Google over directions

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Woman Sues Google for Bad Directions

A Utah woman walked into the middle of a highway and was hit by a car. She's suing Google because she wasn't smart enough to use her Blackberry in conjunction with her brain.

One day I was using my cell phone's GPS service to find the nearest Target. I was driving down the road when suddenly my cell phone piped up, "Turn right here." I looked to the right. There was no road, just a tree and some grass. I chalked it up to a GPS glitch and turned right at the next corner.

If I had been Lauren Rosenberg, however, I would have turned right at that very moment, hit the tree, suffered some cuts and minor brain damage, and then turned around and sued Verizon for the glitch in its GPS service.

Seriously.

Rosenberg, a Los Angeles California native, is suing Google because Google Maps issued directions that told her to walk down a rural highway. She started walking down the highway--which had no sidewalk or pedestrian paths--and was struck by a car. She is suing Google for her medical expenses ($100,000), as well as punitive damages. She is also suing the driver who struck her, Patrick Harwood of Park City, Utah.

On January 19, 2010, Rosenberg was apparently trying to get from 96 Daly Street, Park City, Utah, to 1710 Prospector Avenue, Park City, Utah. She looked up the walking directions using Google Maps on her Blackberry. Google Maps suggested a route that included a half-mile walk down "Deer Valley Drive," which is also known as "Utah State Route 224."

There's not much more to say--she started walking down the middle of a highway, and a car hit her. Who wouldn't have seen that one coming?

According to Rosenberg's complaint filing:

"As a direct and proximate cause of Defendant Google’s careless, reckless and negligent providing of unsafe directions, Plaintiff Lauren Rosenberg was led onto a dangerous highway, and was thereby stricken by a motor vehicle, causing her to suffer sever permanent physical, emotional, and mental injuries, including pain and suffering."

Google actually does offer up a warning about its walking directions--if you view Google Maps on a computer, it gives you the following message: "Walking directions are in beta. Use caution--This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths."

This warning does not show up in PDA's and cell phones, however. I suppose Google figured that people who are smart enough to use Blackberries are probably also smart enough to not walk directly into the middle of traffic.

For the record, when I look up driving directions from my current city (San Francisco, California) to the city I grew up in (Tokyo, Japan), Google Maps suggests I kayak across the Pacific Ocean (with a rest stop in Hawaii, of course).

I can't wait until Ms. Rosenberg tries to travel overseas ("The plaintiff was unaware that attempting to kayak 5,100 miles is an unreasonable endeavor").

*http://tech.ca.msn.com/pcworld-article.aspx?cp-documentid=24423343

I have nothing to say about this. But I sure did laugh when I read it! :rotfl:
 

Reminds me of that Office episode where Michael and Dwight end up in a lake because of their GPS.
 
PLEASE can I be on that jury? PRETTY PLEASE????????

Waaaaaaaay back, when Mapquest first started, the directions from New York to London were something like:
Go to Boston
Swim to Great Britain...

Very, very Beta!

What kind of IDIOT doesn't know you don't walk in traffic??????????? Oops. I guess I just exempted myself from the jury :(
 
On Google it specifically says that the walking directions are beta directions and therefore should not be taken at face value lol
 
For the record, when I look up driving directions from my current city (San Francisco, California) to the city I grew up in (Tokyo, Japan), Google Maps suggests I kayak across the Pacific Ocean (with a rest stop in Hawaii, of course).
:lmao:
 
Sometimes I swear that the more technology we have the dumber we become. I love technology, and I'm a software engineer so I guess I'm even contributing to the degradation of human kind but I really think this sometimes.

Others I have heard recently:

A teenage girl walking into an open man hole (with orange cones around it and everything) because she was texting on her cell phone while walking down the street. Of course mom sued.

A couple of teenagers got stuck in a cave and use their cell phones to post to their facebook pages that they are stuck and need help. Yes that is right they had cell phones and enough signal to use them for facebook but never attempted calling 911. They were rescued when a smarter friend saw the message and called for them.

Seriously do you ever notice that most animals, even domesticated ones like cats and dogs know to avoid large fast moving objects like cars when they are walking/running around?? Apparently not all humans are even on that level anymore.
 
So, somebody PLEASE tell us that episode aired before this airhead walked down the middle of a rural hghway???? Give the defense additional ammunition? PLEASE?
 
I think the plaintiff had 'minor' brain damage prior to the accident.
 
For the record, when I look up driving directions from my current city (San Francisco, California) to the city I grew up in (Tokyo, Japan), Google Maps suggests I kayak across the Pacific Ocean (with a rest stop in Hawaii, of course).

Oooo! Kayaking to Hawaii. :woohoo: I wonder if that could be written off as a business expense. Google told me this was the best directions to get there. ::yes::


I'd like to know what idiot lawyer took on her case? :sad2:
 
When we were taking a ghost tour in Colonial Williamsburg some lady came driving down the street the tour was being held on. The guide walked up to the lady and told her that this street was closed to traffic and the only vehicles allowed were horse drawn carriages, she thanked him and drove off. About 10 minutes later that same lady came back down the street again! The guide was a bit more stern this time (but still friendly)and told her that there were signs that clearly indicated cars were not allowed down this street (and I'm pretty sure there is a barricade thingy too), she said she saw them, but this was the way the GPS said to go, and she even argued with him about it before leaving (she thought she should be allowed to continue to drive the route)!
We all joked that if she came back again, there was going to be a new ghost on the tour! Nothing ruins a spooky night lit by lantern down quiet colonial streets quite like a lexus with it's high beams on!
 
Dont forget about the makers of blackberry..gotta sue them..and nike, bcuz you were wearing nikes..:rolleyes:
 
This is her official nomination for an Honorable Mention for the 2010 Darwin Awards. She is not eligible for an actual Darwin Award as she is still in the gene pool.
 
This is another fine example of how stupidity keeps me employed. (I'm a paramedic.)
 


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