Lol... don't know if this is really funny, or I'm just really tired.

2angelsinheaven

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I was looking over the classifieds at work this morning and I came across the following....


Now Hiring
Niki's Escorts needs operators for appointment setting and other tasks, 2nd and 3rd shift. Must be FLEXIBLE.

Ok it's corny I know but I couldn't stop laughing when I read the last line... :tongue:

What do you think, anyone else seen any funny ads or commericials latley, I'm not talking outwardly funny, but the way it's worded, etc.. like the segment on Leno sometimes.
 
:rotfl: :laughing: :laughing: Flexible is most definetly what they are looking for.That is just to funny:earseek: :teeth:
 

A local winery nearby took a large ad out in the newspaper touting its new limosine service and offering exclusive wine tours with the limosine, The last line of the ad said, "call now. Our winos are waiting to take you wherever you want to go."

This ad has appeared in many newspapers. I cut it out and sent it on to Jay Leno - in this day and age with all the drunk driving that goes on, do you Really want your limo driver to be a wino.....:confused:
 
Are you sure it didn't say anointment, instead of appointment?:teeth:
 












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