LIVE FROM THE 11/19 Turkeyday Magic....

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Andrew-

Oh my!! I almost choked on my 1st cup of coffee of the day!! What a picture!! I'm going to have nightmares!!



Lisa

 

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Andrew-

Oh my!! I almost choked on my 1st cup of coffee of the day!! What a picture!! I'm going to have nightmares!!



Lisa

Lisa- You almost choked? When I got that photo from Doogie, I was so shocked that I spilled my pitcher of Mojitos all over my key board!

But, I made up another pitcher. And, as I continued to enjoy them, the buffalo effect kicked in, and some things that I did not understand about the cruise became very clear to me!

I will be posting my report later today. Unfortunately, I have to go to a hearing right now, but check back later today.

This thread is definitely going to hit 1000 today, and there are going to be some mysteries solved!

It will be like an early Christmas/Hanakkuh/Kwanzaa present for the Turkeys (as well as the thousands of lurkers who are enjoying the best "live from" thread ever!


TCD

 

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I can just see you now Dubbya ~

"Thunk-ya, Thunk-ya-very-much!"

Laurie

Laurie,
how did you know I was a big Elvis fan? You must be phsycotic?


W

 

[WMILLER86]

OK, this photo that Dubbya keeps on posting was starting to get to me. Why does Dubbya keep posting it? And why are the people's heads cut off?

So, I contacted Doogie, and he sent me another photo of the people. This time we can see who they are.

If you let your kids read this thread, do not let them look at this photo. I am warning you, it is not for the faint of heart.

Now that I have seen this photo, a lot of things about Dubbya and Lampy make sense to me.

I will explain it all tomorrow.

I still have a few more pieces of evidence to process.

Here is the new photo from Doogie:

TCD

Hey I look pretty buff in that pic! Do you mind if I put it in my signature?

Ron looks pretty good, too!

W

 

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I must say Willie does look like he's been working out. And Ron....let's just say this so I can keep it clean, you're looking pretty healthy!!!!

The two of you have kept things hidden very well. I bet both of you have lifetime passes to Bally's Fitness or someplace like that.

Charlie

 

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A few days ago, some hammer head started a thread called the best trip report thread ever. Hardly. We all know this is it.

Well, here goes the longest post for this thread-make sure that you read this all. No skimming.

OK Turkey Fans, as promised, here we go.

As you know, there are a few unsolved mysteries still floating around out there about our cruise. After much thought and careful analysis, I have been able to review all of the available evidence, and I believe that I have been able to patch together the facts that will answer those mysteries.

So, as all good detectives do, I will begin with a review of the undisputed facts. The following points are things that we know are absolutely true:

1. Dubbya and Lampy have taken multiple Disney Cruises together. They have also both booked the same cruise for next December.

2. Before the 11/19 sailing, Lampy and Dubbya met for a private rendezvous in Downtown Disney.

3. Lampy sometimes likes to dress like a lady (not that there is anything wrong with that-I am just stating the facts). Here is an example:

4. Dubbya, on the other hand, sometimes likes to dress like a trans-gendered rock star from the 80's ( I am also not saying that there is anything wrong with this-just making an objective observation). Here is an example of that:

5. Instead of spending quality time with their DW’s on this cruise, Lampy and Dubbya spent a lot of time with each other. This even happened on the night of their REAS romantic turndown service.

6. Mrs. Lampy and Mrs. Dubbya were seen in the company of a very good looking man on several occasions on the cruise, here are some examples:

7. Before the Ron Bon Jovis performed on 80's night, Dubbya, Lampy, and a bunch of other men (no women) danced with each other to 80's classics from performers such as Boy George and Michael Jackson (again, nothing wrong with this, but it was a disturbing sight):

8. On one evening of the cruise, Lampy and Dubbya appeared at AP after everyone had just finished dinner with a bucket of beer. They claimed to have just finished dining at Palo. Their DW’s were no where to be seen. Lampy kept referring to Dubbya by the pet name “beer boy.”

9. Lampy portrayed the sailor in the 70's night performance of the Village People.

10. Both Lampy and Dubbya are surprisingly good dancers.

11. Dubbya and Lampy seemed to always be in the Quiet Cove hot tub together. Granted, there would occasionally be other people there too, but they seemed to be there together an awful lot.

12. One night, Dubbya and Lampy brought an inflatable male doll to dinner and had themselves photographed with it (now, there is something wrong with that!)

13. There allegedly was a wedding on Castaway Cay on Friday 11/25, but no one saw a bride or groom except for Dubbya and Lampy.

14. This decoration from the “wedding” depicts two grooms!

Please take careful note of the fact that the shorter vegetable is wearing what appears to be a pink tu-tu, and a sailor hat (hmmm), and the taller vegetable is wearing a vest with no shirt (hmmmm again).


So what do we make of all this. Well, before you jump to any conclusions, let me share a few pieces of information that you may not be aware of :

1. We all know that Dubbya has posted his “Costa Maya Beach” photo of the lady in the thong bathing suit about 50 times (at least). But it wasn’t until I received this photo from Doogie that the truth about this photo was revealed:

Now, I know that some of you skeptics might be saying that this is a doctored photograph, and it does look a little weird, but Doogie says it was just some kind of a pixel problem with his camera. The photo is real.

What you do not know about this photo is that it wasn’t taken on Costa Maya at all. It was really taken on the private beach at Castaway Cay. You see, I accidently happened upon this scene when I inadvertently went down this road when I got lost of the bike path:

When I got to the private beach, there was a sign there that said “Private-Commitment Ceremony Reception.” Commitment Ceremony? What is that? And, why were Dubbya and Lampy there?

2.. Late one night, on the ship, I was getting on the elevator, and Dubbya and Lampy came off of the elevator at the same time. They were wearing robes and had towels wrapped around their heads like women. They mentioned that they had just painted each other’s toe nails after having taken a long soak in the hot tub.

3. Dubbya and Lampy booked one of the new spa rooms for an “alone time” treatment. I don’t know much more about that, and I promised not to tell who told me.

So, Folks, there you have it. I think that you can draw your own conclusions from here. I don’t want to start any rumors or anything. I just wanted to clear the air by stating the facts.

TCD

 

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Busted!

 

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Busted!

Wow, I never thought you would admit it!

I have to admit that I was bluffing a little bit there.

I mean, the photo of "Lampy" shows him holding a Corona bottle.

I just can't believe that!

But since you have now admitted it, congratulations to you and Lampy on your commitment, whatever that is. And, I am not saying that there is anything wrong with that.

Do you want me to break the news to your new friends over there on the 12/16/06 thread, or do you want to do the honors?


TCD

 

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Okay I had a spare couple of minutes (and I thought I could catch up ) ha - not with Andrew - Willie and Lampy though!

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Yes - Andrew I know it's sunny and 70's in your hometown - I really am not sure why we picked OH to live in ................


but I did add one to try to make it to 1000 for ya

Bev-

It is only 67 here today (so far), but it is sunny!

Days like today are why I live in Florida!

TCD

 

[WMILLER86]

I don't think it will help matters on the 10 day thread. I am not too well liked there, anyway.

Andrew, there is a flaw in your theory that discredits ALL of your efforts. And you uncovered it yourself........

We all know that there is NO WAY that Lampy would have a CORONA in his hand!!!! AHA- It is YOU who are BUSTED and uncovered! Even with your HIGH QUALITY photo re-touching, that one FACT proves you to be a master of smearing my GOOD NAME here on the DIS. A good name that I have spent countless hours posting to build!

Everyone can tell that your pics are fake....Especially THIS one!

Nobody could possibly believe that we would dress up like that!


W

 

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I don't think it will help matters on the 10 day thread. I am not too well liked there, anyway.

Andrew, there is a flaw in your theory that discredits ALL of your efforts. And you uncovered it yourself........

We all know that there is NO WAY that Lampy would have a CORONA in his hand!!!! AHA- It is YOU who are BUSTED and uncovered! Even with your HIGH QUALITY photo re-touching, that one FACT proves you to be a master of smearing my GOOD NAME here on the DIS. A good name that I have spent countless hours posting to build!

Everyone can tell that your pics are fake....Especially THIS one!

Nobody could possibly believe that we would dress up like that!


W

Drat! All of my research (and primitive photo retouching) down the drain!

But, seriously, I did not do anything to that photo of the "wedding cake" or whatever that is, and you have to admit that it does look like the Lampy one has on a sailor hat and a tu tu.

TCD

 

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True confession time.

Maybe I have been spending too much time on these boards.

My secretary sits right outside of my office.

She hears me laughing when I am on the computer.

Normally there is nothing funny about my job.

Yesterday she walks in and sees a photo of Dubbya w/ a wig on on my screen, and asks what I am looking at.

I had better watch it-she will tell Mrs. TCD!

TCD

 

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Tell your secretary that what happens at the office, stays at the office. I work for attorneys and I keep all their secrets.

 

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Tell your secretary that what happens at the office, stays at the office. I work for attorneys and I keep all their secrets.

Really?

Say, how do you feel about moving to Florida?

I might know of a job opening.

TCD

 

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Well Dubbya and Tonya, we are only a few posts away from the magic number 1000.

I see you are both on the board, and waiting to make your move.

Lampy is M.I.A.

Probably still reading the epic post.

May the best man (or woman) win.

TCD

 

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Well Dubbya and Tonya, we are only a few posts away from the magic number 1000.

I see you are both on the board, and waiting to make your move.

Lampy is M.I.A.

Probably still reading the epic post.

May the best man (or woman) win.

TCD

Remember, no CHEAP posts with no value.

W

 

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I can see it now.

5J John has just logged on, and his finger is poised over the send button!

TCD

 

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Remember, no CHEAP posts with no value.

W

Never! I am all about quality, not quantity.

OMG, it is so close!

TCD

 

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Dubbya- Could you post that photo of the girl in the bathing suit again?

Somehow, I can't find it.

TCD

 

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For post number 1000, I wish to again share my favorite photo from the cruise:

TCD