Little kids at the racetrack (joke)...


<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
Nov 25, 2001
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied
by two female teachers went on a field trip to the
local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and
the supporting industry.

During the tour some of the children wanted to go to
the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go
with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the
men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her
that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice,
the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little
boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help
but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an
elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the
fifth," she said.

"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding
Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."

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