Let's write a story....

[shep]

caricature(sp?) of Pam exiting the bathroom...

 

[Pam]

Everyone raved at Pam's natural beauty and charm and begged her to

 

[shep]

remove the toilet paper from her shoe, but as she waved to her admiring fans,

 

[Pam]

Zurg rushed up and snapped a photo of her foot attire, which was

 

[shep]

the most dazzling pair of shoes that he ever seen, but as he bent over to take a closer look,

 

[Pam]

he noticed LucyStorm, oblivious to the fact that someone had stuck a "Kick Me" sign on her back.

 

[LucyStorm]

HEY!!!

He kicked Lucy, and she promptly retaliated by......

 

[Dream]

whipping off one of Pam's dazzling shoes....the one with the paper comet...and tossing it at Zurg causing.....

 

[paras4ri]

all the little Zurgs to scatter in all directions while Zurg's Wife.....

 

[Dream]

was a little distracted, daydreaming of naked guys in the snow...until she saw.....

 

[The LK 4]

yepod dropping his lime green Speedos and mooning the entire...

 

[paras4ri]

bingo group from Paducah, Ky, and once the ladies realized what had happened........

 

[Dream]

they grabbed their binoculars to get a better look until.....

 

[The LK 4]

helenabear shoved them out of the way, shouting...

 

[Dream]

"The Dis Angel gets to see first!"....but then....

 

[shep]

EROS showed up out of nowhere, sporting a swimsuit model on his arm,

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Wondering if she should get a tattoo, she posted a poll on the DIS CB asking.....

 

[The LK 4]

"Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

 

[paras4ri]

and are you a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll????

 

[Breezy_Carol]

"Should you take your kids out of school to go to WDW or not?"