Lets Rally Around President Bush

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I don’t know how many of you are following the news, but it’s becoming readily apparent that Americans are losing faith with their President. Conservatives are joining liberals in the view that President Bush is an incompetent failure.

I don’t want to argue this point. I realize that all available evidence suggests that Bush is incompetent and it is virtually impossible to point to a singe achievement in the 6 years he’s been in office. But to belabor Bush’s obvious inadequacies for a job that is laughably beyond him will only inflame partisan passions. And that’s the last thing I want to do with this thread.

No, I want to be positive and offer constructive solutions our President could use to find a way out of this pit of despair he dragged us all into. Here’s what I have so far:

  1. More Photo Ops. Maybe Bush can’t do much about a depressing list of failed policies, but he can always fly onto an Aircraft Carrier and declare his policies achieved. He should fly onto a carrier every week, each time declaring success over a different policy objective. For instance, one week he could declare victory on the war on drugs then the next week he could declare America victorious in its fight to control spending.
  2. More Staged Speeches: I know Bush doesn’t like to work more than an few hours a day for a few days a week. But now is the time for him to buckle down and appear in even more staged speeches. Only now, they should be even more staged. The speeches themselves need to have twice as many references to 9\11 and Bush’s team needs to ensure he faces only the softest of softballs during the question and answer period.
  3. New Puppies: There’s nothing Americans like more than seeing their President with a puppy in the Oval Office. So I suggest there be a permanent puppy placed in the Whitehouse. When a puppy gets too old and becomes less photogenic, Dick Cheney would be in charge of putting it down. (Maybe Dick could use it in one of those canned hunts he likes to participate in.) The Whitehouse could offer FOX News an exclusive every time a new puppy is chosen. And with FOX aggressively pursuing the puppy angle, other news outlets won’t be so inclined to harp on all of Bush’s pathetic failures.
 
bravo for that constructive criticism :rolleyes: incase that wasn't clear enough :rolleyes2
 
Like my momma always said "if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all"... :rotfl2:

I shall zip it up on this one... :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 

When do the impeachment hearings begin? Before the end of the world as we know it, I hope!
 
MossMan said:
New day.

Same head in same hole.

This may seem like an obvious suggestion but why don't you just reach down and pull your head out? You don't have to keep it there.

You might be the perfect person to organize a "Don't re-elect President Bush" rally.
 
LakeAriel said:
When do the impeachment hearings begin? Before the end of the world as we know it, I hope!

Sorry, the role of Chicken Little has already been cast.

And about this impeachment thing, it ain't happening. Oh I know, the looney left is already celebrating it but I don't see it happening.

Still, everyone should have a hobby.
 
I didn't open this thread for a while, because I was sure it was started by some wacko Bush-apologist, but I'm glad I did!

Thanks for the laugh!!! :rotfl2:
 
I didn't open this thread for a while, because I was sure it was started by some wacko Bush-apologist

Well at least you were half right. :cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1:
 

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