Raulandpinboy
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The SSE is over Matthew will be on his way home soon, and I had nothing to do with the corruption or destruction of his good boy image. (Honest Lauri I was good)
Okay the dinner at Kona's now forever know as Kohonas was my fault BUT my partner in crime chef Manny needs to take responsibility for some of it.
Most of what happened cannot be told here due to fact that it's a family board, but here a few highlights of the weekend.
We did pin trade I think some, but here are the highlights
First we met Engar Charles AKA Chuckie, hey Red you would like him, deep down he's a nice guy, and I like him. He fit right in with the rest of the nuts Errrr pin people.
Engar arrived said hi, and Donna, Robin, and the Queen silly stringed him to death, we had to relight his flame; cause that ecologically correct silly string is like wet noodles.
I got ahold of a can of silly string and the kids will never be the same.
Manny got revenge by placing about 20 or so little packets from the Trojan company all over the Contemporary pin trading area with little tags that read "If found please return to Ed Otero AKA Raulandpinboy" oh yea people kept coming up to me all night and handing them to me saying did you lose this, even security E Tu Brute . Watch your back Manny the Cruise in Nov dude, the cruise in Nov.
Saturday came and we lived through another night.
We all went to do the MAP and of course we got an extra map for Jeff and did the map for him the power he holds over these two, so Matt, Lauri does he like have pictures of you two in Speedos or what.
The map run is always fun, I like the "no hablo engless stamp map pin por farvor" game that way I don't have to answer the question after they say okay sir and stamp it I follow with "hey thanks, and y'all have a grand day" Oh if looks could kill.
The mooning in the monorail incident will remain private, but Lauri tell Matthew to have that mole checked okay, its looks nasty.
The only problem was the group in front of us was buying up 25 each of the core pins so not much was left for us.
We got the pins, and for the most part the pin event went off without a hitch, until we hit the bar at about 1:00pm I never saw a waiter or waitress cry so much in my life.
The Star Spangled Banner song ala NEXTEL wireless phones was a hit, and got a standing ovation, Bob will never put his phone down near me again.
I explained to Ken how to be a true man you have to wear a boa into the men's room bathroom, stand at urinal and sing the theme to Raw-Hide, but at the height of the song when you yell Rawhide, you have to flip the boa over your neck, shake it once zip and walk away, and don't look back.
We lost Matthew, and I found him the men's room I followed the boa into the third stall when we called his name he didn't answer, only after we started banging on the stall door did he acknowledged and said he would be right out.
Lauri have Matthew explain RAMBOA to you Sorry Family board.
Through out the day we were enjoying the messages sent to Matthews telephone by Lauri and Jeff, but we felt to share them with the rest would not be appropriate since children were about Shame on you two and Jeff its spelled transvestites not transvestight unless you were thinking something else?????
Matthew ran away to Epcot muttering something about pins for Lauri. I threw Janis over the sofa I'm really sorry about that well she's this tiny little thing I'm a big guy I misjudged, and over shot the target. Its okay she landed on tourists.
We all went to the Poly for dinner and the event that took place will forever be known as the night Kohana himself rose up out of the grave and partied in his underwear.
The Stitch doll sustained minimal damage, the waitress is in therapy, Matthew choked on food three times, Amber spit food twice both times at Matthew, Charles just shook his head, Janis got party gifts, I danced on the table to the tune of "do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" the kitchen staff ran away, Leslie took lots of pictures, those rubber things do inflate very big, and pop really loud, and Michelle said Manny and I could never site together again yea right.
Lauri ask Matt how he got a blowout.
More later I'm off to school for two weeks AKA State licensing Prison for the smart and well adapted. See you kids in two weeks.
Disclaimer:
Lauri I'm sorry but he was having a good time, you had a good time, and I never mentioned your 8th floor mooning episode. The security people are looking for all of us and we are not allowed in the Poly as a group ever again. Yes Mathew now knows why only 20% of what goes on here can be put on the boards. The other 80% is censored. Keep it real in the field Y'all see ya peace brothers and sisters.
see, Ed, Lauri's not the only one who can ED-it
Okay the dinner at Kona's now forever know as Kohonas was my fault BUT my partner in crime chef Manny needs to take responsibility for some of it.
Most of what happened cannot be told here due to fact that it's a family board, but here a few highlights of the weekend.
We did pin trade I think some, but here are the highlights
First we met Engar Charles AKA Chuckie, hey Red you would like him, deep down he's a nice guy, and I like him. He fit right in with the rest of the nuts Errrr pin people.
Engar arrived said hi, and Donna, Robin, and the Queen silly stringed him to death, we had to relight his flame; cause that ecologically correct silly string is like wet noodles.
I got ahold of a can of silly string and the kids will never be the same.
Manny got revenge by placing about 20 or so little packets from the Trojan company all over the Contemporary pin trading area with little tags that read "If found please return to Ed Otero AKA Raulandpinboy" oh yea people kept coming up to me all night and handing them to me saying did you lose this, even security E Tu Brute . Watch your back Manny the Cruise in Nov dude, the cruise in Nov.
Saturday came and we lived through another night.
We all went to do the MAP and of course we got an extra map for Jeff and did the map for him the power he holds over these two, so Matt, Lauri does he like have pictures of you two in Speedos or what.
The map run is always fun, I like the "no hablo engless stamp map pin por farvor" game that way I don't have to answer the question after they say okay sir and stamp it I follow with "hey thanks, and y'all have a grand day" Oh if looks could kill.
The mooning in the monorail incident will remain private, but Lauri tell Matthew to have that mole checked okay, its looks nasty.
The only problem was the group in front of us was buying up 25 each of the core pins so not much was left for us.
We got the pins, and for the most part the pin event went off without a hitch, until we hit the bar at about 1:00pm I never saw a waiter or waitress cry so much in my life.
The Star Spangled Banner song ala NEXTEL wireless phones was a hit, and got a standing ovation, Bob will never put his phone down near me again.
I explained to Ken how to be a true man you have to wear a boa into the men's room bathroom, stand at urinal and sing the theme to Raw-Hide, but at the height of the song when you yell Rawhide, you have to flip the boa over your neck, shake it once zip and walk away, and don't look back.
We lost Matthew, and I found him the men's room I followed the boa into the third stall when we called his name he didn't answer, only after we started banging on the stall door did he acknowledged and said he would be right out.
Lauri have Matthew explain RAMBOA to you Sorry Family board.
Through out the day we were enjoying the messages sent to Matthews telephone by Lauri and Jeff, but we felt to share them with the rest would not be appropriate since children were about Shame on you two and Jeff its spelled transvestites not transvestight unless you were thinking something else?????
Matthew ran away to Epcot muttering something about pins for Lauri. I threw Janis over the sofa I'm really sorry about that well she's this tiny little thing I'm a big guy I misjudged, and over shot the target. Its okay she landed on tourists.
We all went to the Poly for dinner and the event that took place will forever be known as the night Kohana himself rose up out of the grave and partied in his underwear.
The Stitch doll sustained minimal damage, the waitress is in therapy, Matthew choked on food three times, Amber spit food twice both times at Matthew, Charles just shook his head, Janis got party gifts, I danced on the table to the tune of "do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" the kitchen staff ran away, Leslie took lots of pictures, those rubber things do inflate very big, and pop really loud, and Michelle said Manny and I could never site together again yea right.
Lauri ask Matt how he got a blowout.
More later I'm off to school for two weeks AKA State licensing Prison for the smart and well adapted. See you kids in two weeks.
Disclaimer:
Lauri I'm sorry but he was having a good time, you had a good time, and I never mentioned your 8th floor mooning episode. The security people are looking for all of us and we are not allowed in the Poly as a group ever again. Yes Mathew now knows why only 20% of what goes on here can be put on the boards. The other 80% is censored. Keep it real in the field Y'all see ya peace brothers and sisters.
see, Ed, Lauri's not the only one who can ED-it
Oh yeah, next time I see a pin fall to the ground, Im keepin' it! 
Lauri, I do believe that Poor Obi-Wan-Pinobi was given a twitch. 
