<b><i>Visitors to the Kennesaw Mountain National Battlefield didn't know what to make of the woman passed out on the lawn, but Christine knew it was just Michelle's natural reaction after being kissed by Binny the Bear.</i></b>
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<b><i>Christine wisely chose to not take a nap on the lawn after realizing Michelle accidentally had laid down where Benny the Bison had relieved himself.<i></b>
Alright now Mr. Fulcer! You're very, very funny but neither of those captions are the truth. Christine was still mad that I kicked her butt at bowling the night before and she socked me a good one. Then she took a picture so she could show everyone how big and strong she is!
There was actually a guy there doing bicycle stunts. He said he could jump over two purses and a human but I didn't believe him and said "prove it" and there ya go. We have that picture as a result.