Last one to post........... Part 19

[Mom2Ashli]

You will probably take the boat from Cape May to MGM, right?

 

[tubachick]

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)

theres a woman like that somewhere in me, there might even be two !!!

 

[tubachick]

Please Understand that I have been at this a LONG time and will not give up

LAST it is ME

that is why I always bow to your LAST.




(When will they every learn!!!)

 

[tubachick]

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

she just gave herself some plastic surgery for her 60th birthday.

 

[tubachick]

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it whe! re he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.​

thought you would enjoy!!!

 

[tubachick]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

I love these!!!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it whe! re he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.​

thought you would enjoy!!!

Maybe someday Men will learn they will NEVER WIN when up against a Women.

 

[trappednabox]

morning all

 

[Mom2Ashli]

morning - sleepy head.

 

[trappednabox]

morning - sleepy head.

I slept way to much! I'm not used to it

 

[Mom2Ashli]

Oh I hate when that happens.

 

[trappednabox]

Oh I hate when that happens.

me too!! I need to go take something for it!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

- Hope it works fast!!

 

[trappednabox]

- Hope it works fast!!

I hope so too! plus I'm gonna eat a poptart so maybe that will help too

 

[trappednabox]

so did you and pam decide where you're gonna met up at?

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Good Morning!

TGIF!​

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

so did you and pam decide where you're gonna met up at?

Kelli - Are you gonna get to meet up with Pam, too????

 

[trappednabox]

Good Morning!

TGIF!​

Hey Kathy!!!!

 

[eeyoresmountainpals]

Hey Kathy!!!!

Hi Tracy!

How's everything with you??

 

[trappednabox]

Hi Tracy!

How's everything with you??

ok. nothing new really. how have you been?