Last night's American Idol in a nutshell

[TheOtherVillainess]

RS=Ryan Seacrest
P=Paula
S=Simon
R=Randy
MP=I've got the McPheever!
SP=Soul Patrol
MB=Monkey Boy
AGNC=A God Named Chris

RC:Blah blah blah blah blah..eliminate one contestant.
MP,SP,MB and AGNC: O.O Ohnoes!
R:I hope it's not SP
S:Yah..cuz that would verily sucketh.
P:Agreed. Word to yo motha.

*cue the tour of Graceland with fangirls/boys mobbing the group and poor Lisa Marie on a golf cart*
*cut to Rebecca Romajin in the audience with new squeeze Jerry O'Connell. The former Mrs.Stamos then requests a command performance of Jailhouse Rock, which SP did the night before*

SP:O RLY?
RS:YA RLY!
SP:NO WAI! *dancedancesingsing*

RS: Top two..bottom two. Which is which? *SP and MB stand on one side of Ryan with MP and AGNC on the other*
MP: *quiver please let it not be me.Please let it not be me*
RS: It's AGNC!
AGNC:O RLY?
RS:YA RLY!
The entire rest of the world:NO WAI! NO WAI!
Me: NO *bleepbleep* WAI! O.O
And the loud sound of a "kathunk!" was heard all over the world. This is the sound of millions of fangirl/boy jaws hitting the floor at the same exact time. Because none of us could believe he was the one voted out instead of MP or MB.

TOV

 

[ckay87]

Wow, it goes so much quicker without the commercials.

Oh you forgot my DS and the wail heard round the world.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Totally, OT..I thought the line from the commercial was "You Can't OverLOVE Your Underwear"????

Not that overloving your underwear makes any more sense than overlooking it.

TOV