Lame

[Sparx]

I had a friend tell me my jokes are lame. Which....they are. But I tell them anyway.

Example:

What do you call a bird that steals?

a ROBBER duckie.



so tell a joke.

 

[EyoreFANS12]

I had a friend tell me my jokes are lame. Which....they are. But I tell them anyway.

Example:

What do you call a bird that steals?

a ROBBER duckie.



so tell a joke.

I like that joke i found it funny

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Don't listen to them.

They just don't have as excellently owning jokes as yours

I got one.

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the back of the chicken!

* cricket *

hehe.

 

[BandGeek911]

 

[polysisterchick]

What did the sister cell say to her sister when she stepped on her foot?

Ow, Mitosis!

(My-toe-sis.. if you didn't get that)

haha.

 

[EyoreFANS12]

 

[Vannah]

All of those are funny.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

They moved the furniture.

and

The was this man. He had three sons. One day, the first son came up to him and said, "Dad, why is my name Leaf?" The dad replyed, "Because a Leaf is the first thing that fell on your head when you came out of the hospital." The next day, the second son came up to the dad and said, "Dad, why is my name Rain?" The dad replyed, "Because Rain is the first thing that fell on your head when you came out of the hospital." The day after that, the third son came up to the dad, making illegible noises. The dad said, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

 

[EyoreFANS12]

 

[CrazyChik]

they're all no offense lame

but i find published jokes lame so maybe its just me

 

[AngienLuLu]

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Why are you crying? It's only a joke!

That one never gets old.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

This is one I made up when I was 9 (Keep that in mind XD)

What kind of bags do eskimos use?

Freezer bags. XDDD

 

[EeyoreFan1]

All of those are funny.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

They moved the furniture.
and

The was this man. He had three sons. One day, the first son came up to him and said, "Dad, why is my name Leaf?" The dad replyed, "Because a Leaf is the first thing that fell on your head when you came out of the hospital." The next day, the second son came up to the dad and said, "Dad, why is my name Rain?" The dad replyed, "Because Rain is the first thing that fell on your head when you came out of the hospital." The day after that, the third son came up to the dad, making illegible noises. The dad said, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Now thats just mean.

 

[StitchfansJr]

This is one I made up when I was 9 (Keep that in mind XD)

What kind of bags do eskimos use?

Freezer bags. XDDD

I have one that I made when I was 9 too.
Why are spiders happy all of the time?

Because they own the web.
^^
Stupid.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

I have one that I made when I was 9 too.
Why are spiders happy all of the time?

Because they own the web.
^^
Stupid.

Cute.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Cute.

I had another, but I forgot what it was.

 

[Hollister]

All of those are funny.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

They moved the furniture.

omg that one made me crack up

 

[TinkInPink]

Dumb chemistry jokes

Whats a pirates favorite element?

ARRRRRGON!

First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike!

 

[shellybellypolo]

Here's one I made up a few years ago, forgot when:

What do you call an island nobody knows about and is full of sweet things to eat?

*long pause*

A Deserted Island!

(desert, as in a sweet treat)

LAMEO.

 

[TinkInPink]

Sorry thought of more

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co...
MOO
Who?

Knock Knock
Whose there
psychotic duck
Psychotic duck Who
MOO

 

[shellybellypolo]

Sorry thought of more

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co...
MOO
Who?

Knock Knock
Whose there
psychotic duck
Psychotic duck Who
MOO