Ladies... In case you forgot...

[sk8ingmom]

5:30 - bathe, dress, and heavily sedate the children CHECK
5:35 - prepare fireplace: gun magazines, ugly shirts, kerosene CHECK
5:40 - Use backhoe to clean the living room, dust CHECK
5:45 - dump takeout into serving dishes CHECK
5:50 - mix drink: scotch, soda, arsenic CHECK
5:55 - tie a ribbon in leg hair CHECK
5:59 - complete personality transplant CHECK

HONEY, I'm home!

(No wonder they always slept in seperate twin beds!)

 

[Jeafl]

Lucky for me Dh would hate to live a life like that! Although, he probably wouldn't object to the advice to "be a little gay". He's been trying to talk me into that for years

LMAO! This post made me literally spit coke all over the keyboard!!!!

 

[Jeafl]

5:30 - bathe, dress, and heavily sedate the children CHECK
5:35 - prepare fireplace: gun magazines, ugly shirts, kerosene CHECK
5:40 - Use backhoe to clean the living room, dust CHECK
5:45 - dump takeout into serving dishes CHECK
5:50 - mix drink: scotch, soda, arsenic CHECK
5:55 - tie a ribbon in leg hair CHECK
5:59 - complete personality transplant CHECK

HONEY, I'm home!

(No wonder they always slept in seperate twin beds!)

 

[Charade]

Hey John, something tells me you didn't show that to Mrs. Charade!

Well, there is no Mrs. Charade at the moment but my wife-in-waiting dgf is the one who sent it to me! Bless her heart.

 

[ktpool]

Lucky for me Dh would hate to live a life like that! Although, he probably wouldn't object to the advice to "be a little gay". He's been trying to talk me into that for years

 

[eclectics]

Well, there is no Mrs. Charade at the moment but my wife-in-waiting dgf is the one who sent it to me! Bless her heart.

Sorry, thought you were hitched. She sounds like a sport. What are you waiting for?


Just kidding. Good things come to those who wait!

 

[Charade]

Sorry, thought you were hitched. She sounds like a sport. What are you waiting for?


Just kidding. Good things come to those who wait!

A sale on grills.