Know Your State Motto

[mrsheppo]

Do you know your state's motto? Check it out!


KNOW YOUR

S T A T E MOTTO

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really D o Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandchildren.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A F##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer F##$%##! Motto
Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

T e x a s
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Ay, Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Nervous!

 

[sweetspicy]

Ours should be either:

Kentucky: Yes, we really DO wear shoes

or

Kentucky: No, our grass isn't really blue

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

 

[disneynutt1225]

Frankly I think "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" Would be better for my state's motto

 

[hentob]

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Hey, many, many of the homes in my town are heated with coal stokers. My dad just converted. My in-laws still "take out the ashes"

I miss coal heat. It is so warm and cozy. I don't know how to explain it. It is just nice.

 

[Golf4food]

Florida needs at least two:

North Florida - yes, we are still part of the United States.

South Florida - let the retired Yankees and illegal hispanics fight over it, the rest of us don't care anymore.

 

[hentob]

Frankly I think "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" Would be better for my state's motto

Isn't Long Island really "owned" by New Jersey

 

[disneynutt1225]

Isn't Long Island really "owned" by New Jersey

We call it Joisey. But I don't know nothin' I don't say nothin'.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Florida needs at least two:

North Florida - yes, we are still part of the United States.

South Florida - let the retired Yankees and illegal hispanics fight over it, the rest of us don't care anymore.

And for a unified motto:

The LIQUID sunshine state.

 

[pospisil]

 

[NeverlandClub23]

The Old Dominion State.

Virginia is for Lovers!! Or as kid's from my high school would say "Virginia is for Losers."

I love the Commonwealth! Hey, it's better than a lot of other states I've been in.

 

[DaGrumpy]

Florida "Home of the Newly Wed and the Newly Dead"

 

[pfishgirl]

New Jersey
You Want A F##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer F##$%##! Motto
Right here!



why do we always get the short end of the stick???

 

[phorsenuf]

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

Isn't that the truth! LOL

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I still say CT should be "Land of Insurance Companies and Corrupt Politicians."

 

[SC Minnie]

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

We prefer to call it the War of Northern Agression!

 

[Todd&Copper]

Florida "Home of the Newly Wed and the Newly Dead"

I thought it was Newly-Wed or Nearly-Dead.

 

[Todd&Copper]

I thought Jersey's was

You got a problem with that?

or

Bend Over and Smile

Edited to add: I was born in NJ, 33 years ago as of January 24th, so I kid, I kid.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

The Texas motto should be:

Our four seasons are:

Hot, Hotter, Hottest and Hell Must Be Cooler Than This