Kids say the funniest things.....

[Madjock]

I was just talking with someone at work about being woken up early this morning as Kirsty had had a bad dream and we got on to how children have funny little words/ways of describing things and I thought it might be amusing to share, here are a few of Kirsty’s that spring to mind:

I had a bad nightdream (nightmare)

I membered to flush the change (chain)

Can we go to the chicken shop (Nando’s)

And, if in case it’s only my daughter who’s strange, this may explain it:

When describing her hair it’s ‘white and fluffy’ (blonde and wavy).

Kids, sometimes they make you cry but more often than not they make you

Annmarie

 

[carolfoy]

Oh how Cute! my son says its 'drenching' down when it rains real hard there are probably dozens of others too, I'll have a think

When he was about 2 I took him swimming and whilst we were changing he told me that the little kid next to him was a girl! I asked how he could tell and he said 'cos she's got a pink t-shirt on!'

 

[JanElliott]

When my girls (now 16 and 14) said anything like that I'd write in down in a special little book. Just took a look at it, here are some classics:-

"When I'm five I want to be a boy".

"When you have three babies it's called twiglets"

and the youngest one told everyone she had cocopops (chickenpox)

Always makes me smile.

 

[SEVANS2208]

my youngest dd always used to call the radiator the radihot and an elbow an oboe!

They do come out with some great things.

 

[Beth__WDW23/6/02]

Chelsea Aged 6 still says
" you are the bestest mummy I ever had!"

 

[Scottish_Maleficent]

DS (Christopher) told me a few months back that the school were selling the white bands......He said 'you know the ones mum.......Make Property History'!

Only last week he said, 'Mum, if a lady doesn't feel very well and goes into hosptil for a few days, will she get a baby?'


Anthony said in Asda last week at the check-out a bit excitedly 'Mum...I didn't know we were having a party!!' 'We're not I said'........... 'Well why you buying party (panty!) liners???' The checkout girl almost fell of her stool laughing!!

 

[Miffy2003]

 

[Cochise]

DS (Christopher) told me a few months back that the school were selling the white bands......He said 'you know the ones mum.......Make Property History'!

Only last week he said, 'Mum, if a lady doesn't feel very well and goes into hosptil for a few days, will she get a baby?'


Anthony said in Asda last week at the check-out a bit excitedly 'Mum...I didn't know we were having a party!!' 'We're not I said'........... 'Well why you buying party (panty!) liners???' The checkout girl almost fell of her stool laughing!!

 

[shellbell]

Lucy started school this week and she said 'Mummy i really love my forminu' meaning her uniform. Theres so many things she says that makes me laugh. Shes convinced that when she older i will be small like her?

Michelle

 

[wicket2005]

 

[emily1982]

I work in a pre-school and was one day wearing a make poverty history wristband, a little girl walked up me and said 'is that your bracelet' i answered 'yes' and she looked at me for awhile and said 'you know when you go swimming your not meant to keep them, your meant to give them back when your finished'.

I've also had children say 'i've got a headache in my tummy', and i've also had children go home and tell their parents that i'm getting married and having babies and that i'm leaving...lol when i'm not.

 

[Netty]

this thread is lovely! i have been chuckling away at everyones posts

my dd who is now 19, held up the biggest pair of granny knickers in ethel austins and shouted out " you've got these haven't you mum", she was about 3 yrs old at the time, i nearly died of embarrassment, and no, before you ask,i didnt have those knickers at home!
everyday taking her to the shops was embarrassing!

another time when she was 5, i was looking at party dresses for her on one of those rails, when she shouted out at the top of her voice," we're not pinching any dresses today are we mum"? well the whole shop fell silent and i was so embarrassed. I still dont know why she came out with that!!

 

[Queenie]

I was talking to mum on the phone earlier and she told me that for the last few weeks my neice has been asking for sprouts with her cornflakes whenever she stays over. They've been struggling to figure out what it means but her dad worked it out yesterday, she meant bran sticks! I don't think we'll ever know why she was calling them sprouts!

 

[Cyrano]

Anthony said in Asda last week at the check-out a bit excitedly 'Mum...I didn't know we were having a party!!' 'We're not I said'........... 'Well why you buying party (panty!) liners???' The checkout girl almost fell of her stool laughing!!

Don't you just love them

Reid

 

[carolfoy]

........... 'Well why you buying party (panty!) liners???'

Thanks Cath you've just reminded me to organise my sons birthday PANTY!!!!

 

[JanElliott]

Just been reading through and catching up with this thread and actually laughed out loud. What a great way to start a Monday morning.

 

[wilma-bride]

Why is it that, of all the hilariously funny things my DS comes out with, I can't remember a single one

He does have a favourite rhyme at the moment, that he says all the time, which really makes me It goes:

I had a little turtle
His name was Tiny Tim
I put him in the bath
To teach him how to swim
He drank all the water
And ate all the soap
And now he's sick in bed
With bubbles in his throat - hic!

Probably not funny to anyone else but he does make me laugh when he's saying it and doing all the actions.

Joh

 

[JanElliott]

Joh, like you I used to forget that's why I started to write them in a little book. It is really nice to look back on when they get older (mine are both teenagers now) - like I said it always gives me a smile when I read through. Oh, I bet the little rhyme is great with all the actions.

 

[Night-train]

Our daughter Caitline (5) used to talk about 'heptacopters' and 'roastercoasters'. Her school principal, Mrs McConachie, is referred to as 'Mrs Mc Cocka-knee'. We haven't told her that yet.

 

[Madjock]

They are all very funny!

When my oldest DD was at infant school (she’s now 12) she used to be given a piece of fruit each day. One day the teacher gave her an apple, yet again. Mollie informed her that she was “a bit fed up with apples”. Oh I see, said her teacher, well I’ll see if I can get you something different tomorrow. If I can what would you like? I really like chicken, she replied.

Annmarie