Day 4: Magic Kingdom
I had set an early wake-up call this morning and was actually awake a few minutes before the phone rang. The kids were dead as logs, but I let Sean answer the phone to get him up and going. I started the coffee pot to warm water for our breakfast of oatmeal, laid out all the clothes for the day, and started to wake the children up one by one as Sean was showering and getting dressed. I started with the least grumpy morning boy and worked my way up.
I was super excited as I had a surprise up my sleeve for Spencer today. Since this trip was planned to be for Spencers 5th birthday, when I saw that the Pirates League was 50% off for people staying at a Disney Resort, I jumped on it and we had a 9:50AM reservation to turn Spencer into a Pirate. Spencer still didnt know, and I didnt want to tell him until we got to the Magic Kingdom.
Now that everyone has eaten breakfast and was dressed, we headed for the South Depot and got there just as a Magic Kingdom bus arrived. We were even able to sit down. Well, me and Spencer anyhow. Sean, Logan, and Fletcher opted to stand up to give others a chance to sit and I put Spencer on my lap. We made it to the Magic Kingdom at 9:01. Darn, just missed rope drop. Rope drop is not a priority for our family, but to be that close, it was a little disappointing. Sean and I had not talked out the logistics of the morning yet so we did as we walked from the bus to the entrance. Sean, Logan, and Fletcher were going to take four room keys to get fast passes for Space Mountain. Then they were going to go on whatever rides they wanted until I called them and we would meet up then. Upon entering the park, Spencer and I headed to Adventureland. Despite the fact that I had just been talking about it, Spencer still had no idea what was going on. I explained it on our walk. He was not thrilled with the idea, but I hoped he would warm up once we got there.
So, we arrive at the Pirates League and I took the before picture.
Spencer is so not thrilled. We check-in and he decided he wanted to be Black-eyed Jack. Then we go into the room where he gets his pirate name. At this point he is starting to get the hang of it and is starting to smile. It was declared that his pirate name would be William Deckgoose. He was all over that. When we were brought to the room where they turn you into a pirate he was in full blown excitement mode. We didnt have to wait and he jumped right into the chair. The pirate doing the make-up was a very nice, patient man who let Spencer choose his eye patch, bandana, and earring.
Before long, Spencer
I mean William Deckgoose was reciting his pirate oath and was declared to be the newest pirate.
He got a new birthday button with his new name and his sword. Then we were lead into a secret room where he got his treasure and a picture. All in all, it was truly a fun experience and more than worth it. His older brothers we jealous, but we explained it was a birthday present and they quickly chilled out.
So, now that we finished at the Pirates League, I called Sean to find out where they were. Turns out, they had just finished riding the astro orbiter and we agreed to meet at the jungle cruise. While we were waiting, I turned a few dollars into tokens so Spencer could drive Donalds Boats. That kept him busy, but Sean and the boys made it to Adventureland in record time. Logan and Fletcher wanted to drive the boats too, so I gave them each enough tokens for a few minutes. We then decided it was time to hit the Jungle Cruise. I love this ride! I know that it is cheesy, and very outdated, and I probably could operate the boat and give the corny jokes, but when done well, like our driver did, it is one of the best Disney rides in my opinion. We all enjoyed it.
We followed up the Jungle Cruise with the Pirates of the Caribbean. It only had a five minute wait time which blew my mind. I had not been on this ride since it was redone with Jack Black. I didnt hate the changes, I didnt love them either. I warned all the boys that there was going to be a little drop once we were on the boat. The older boys were both disappointed in the word little, Spencer just looked scared. Then it dropped (did I say, I told them when I saw it was coming) and I heard Spencer say Awe, thats all? after a big weeeee so I knew at that moment we were going to be brave and try Splash Mountain. Hey, that we included me. I am not a Splash Mountain fan at all either, but I promised I would try it as a family this time. We looked at the wait time and the fast past return and they were the same so we took the fast passes and decided to ride the train around the world while we waited. Spencer didnt want to get in the train line because he didnt trust it was for the train. He still wasnt on board with this Splash Mountain thing. Finally, Logan went up and said Well, I am riding this train since I am looking at the train tracks, you can stay there and of course Spencer had to go see for himself
lol. I was laughing at Logans fast thinking as the train was approaching. I have always enjoyed the train. It is a few minutes to just sit and marvel at being at WDW. We got off the train with just five minutes left until our fast passes were good. So we decided to wait, even though Spencer was begging to ride the tracks. Before long, we showed our fast passes and entered the queue. It was hard for me to keep up with the excited leaders
namely Logan, Fletcher, and Sean while pushing Spencer along. He had quit protesting but he certainly was NOT in any hurry either. I know this story is not going to win any mother of the year award, however, we decided that Logan and Fletcher could have the front seats, me and Spencer in the middle, and Sean in the back. Off we went. Spencer kept pointing things out and was having quite a good time. I warned him of each drop and he got in his ready position which was one hand on the front of the ride, one on my arm and then complains that the drop was too little. When it was time for the big one, he had given in to throwing his hands up in the air like his brothers. What I had never liked, and perhaps it is because I always sat in the back so I couldnt see, was that I didnt think it was on a real track, and that bothered me. After viewing it on
youtube, I finally felt secure and for the first time, instead of picturing doom, I really enjoyed myself. Spencer did too. When we got off Spencer said he loved it but it was a one and done. Logan and Fletcher begged to do it again. We decided to head over to Columbia Harbour House for lunch.
On our way to Columbia Harbour House, we got to see the Princess Tiana on the riverboat show, and the had to wait while they second lined away. It was cute. Princess Tiana was beautiful as was Prince Naveen. The boys decided to lock themselves up, they were unimpressed.
Columbia Harbour House
I tend to have a great dislike for seafood. I do eat Long Johns Silvers, provided it is smothered in loads of ketchup, but other than that
and shrimp, seafood is a no go. But I really wanted to eat here because on my very first trip to Walt Disney World, my parents took me here to eat and I thought I had eaten in the castle. We sat on the second floor overlooking Fantasyland. I was all of four years old and it is one of my clearest memories. In researching this trip, I figured out that it was not in the castle, but Columbia Harbour House that I had been too so I wanted to try it again. I surprised Sean in the fact that ordered the fried fish and then left him and Logan to collect the food while Spencer, Fletcher, and I headed upstairs to find a table. I wasnt able to eat at the same table since there were already people eating there, however I did find the exact table based on the view I had remembered so well. It wasnt long before Sean and Logan came up and we got to eat our lunch. Delicious doesnt do it justice enough. That place was so yummy that I even ate all my fish. The kids ate all of theirs too.
While we were eating, we were discussing our plans for the rest of the day. The boys were lobbying hard to go back to the resort to swim at Old Man Island. It was warm, but a cold front was on its way. I was inclined to agree with them. Sean on the other hand said the man thing I didnt spend all this money to take you to WDW for you three to just swim in a pool. I spoke the facts. It is 1:00, we have dinner reservations at 5:00. We could go back, let them swim with the knowledge that this is the last time, get dressed in long pants, go to dinner and then come back to the Magic Kingdom for the evening. Or, we could stay here until 4:30, listen to the children whine about swimming, eat dinner, decide we are too tired to stay at MK long and spend the evening in the resort with grumpy kids. Sean listened to reason and we decided to let the kids get some swimming in while he rested in the room alone.
We left Columbia Harbour House heading for the busses. We passed the Hall of Presidents with the host calling five minutes until the next show. Sean looked at me with his begging eyes. I told the kids pit stop and in we went. I spent my Grad Nite in the Hall of Presidents napping so I have a very sentimental love of the place. Not to mention, I love history. Sean had never been, and really wanted to see it. Logan, Fletcher, and Spencer, not so much, and they said so. In the five minutes we waited to be seated, we heard this is stupid. I dont want to be educated do we have to stay here really this is taking away from our swim time. I informed my children that I was starting to see their dads point of view more and more each time they opened their mouth and if they said another thing, we would not be going swimming. Silence. Not one single word from them until the show was over. Sean came over and asked me what I told them. I told him to enjoy their newfound appreciation for the Hall of Presidents and not to worry himself about why it happened. Twenty minutes later we were headed to the bus with Logan and Fletcher spouting off new facts they learned and a much better attitude.
Once we got to the bus station I started to question my logic. Buses were not coming. Well, correction, they were coming, just not to our bus stop. Twenty long minutes past and I was considering heading back into the park. Sean said he would give them two more minutes. Just as we were ready to give up, here comes the POR bus. We werent the only people waiting. We werent even close to the beginning of the line. Luckily, he loaded and left, instead of waiting for more people to come as it appeared the other buses were doing.
We got back to the resort at 2:45. We were dressed and ready for the pool at 3:00. That gave us a full 30 minutes of swim time since I figured we would need to be at the bus stop no later than 4:00 to make our dinner reservations. The children had a ball swimming and I stopped thinking about all the craziness in wasting time to allow them these precious moments to swim. The pool was not crowded and they rode the slide over and over. I even tried it out. It was fun. Then it was time to leave. I guess I did a good job in the room over my when I say it is time to go, do not argue, it is time to go I gave them the you have two minutes left warning, so they hurried to do the water slide one more time, then got their towels and we left. Sean was sweet and got evening clothes together for us so all we had to do was change. We made it to the bus stop at 3:55. I was excited. We were on our way to dinner at Ohana. Of all the table service meals, this was the one I was most looking forward to.
We waited, and waited, and waited, and discussed driving over ourselves, and waited and finally the Magic Kingdom bus came by.
Up to this point, only a Hollywood Studios bus has passed.
We hoped on the empty Magic Kingdom bus and were off. We quickly headed to the monorail line and the line was long! I have never seen the resort monorail with such long lines, but I am assuming many others also had dinner reservations. It was 4:45. I decided that I was on vacation, we werent going to be that late, and I wasnt going to freak out. Sean was waiting on me to freak out because I cant stand being late anywhere. I decided to let him in on the fact that I decided not to and you could see relief in his face. We finally made it on a monorail and over to the Polynesian at 5:05. Since we were late, I headed straight to check in. Sean headed to the bar. They were telling people 30 to 45 minutes of wait time.
That is why our beeper went off before we could get our Lapu Lapus.
Thankfully the host waited for a minute and with our drinks we were seated. Our waiter had just visited New Orleans and was thrilled to talk with us. He wanted recipes for all kinds of New Orleans foods. He asked the kids what their favorite foods were and was shocked by their answers.
Logan: Gumbo
Fletcher: Crawfish and Crabs
Spencer: Jambalaya and Red Beans
He told them if they didnt like the food that was brought out, they could fix them chicken nuggets, French fries, hot dogs, or pizza. They thanked him but declined the offer as they each helped themselves to some salad. They loved the sticky wings, pot stickers, and noodles. They declined the veggies, but since they ate salad, I let that slide. They participated in the Coconut Race and declared this their favorite restaurant yet.
Then the meats arrived and I didnt hear much else since they were busy eating. I loved the atmosphere of the Polynesian Resort. I appreciated the time away from the park to just relax and enjoy the meal without feeling like I was missing out on anything. Once we could eat no more, we took care of the check and headed back to the Magic Kingdom on the Monorail. We had Space Mountain fastpasses to use.
On this, our Space Mountain fastpasses were for 2:50-3:50. I told Sean that they would let us use them even though it was now 7:00. He didnt believe me. In fact, he said some not so nice things about the Dis. I was slightly irritated. I thought about Diamond in particular and at once felt I truly understood her trip reports a lot better. I told him to wait here, give me two fastpasses, dont move. I asked Fletcher to come with me. I turned in our fastpasses and off we went to ride Space Mountain. It was awesome, as usual, but I really couldnt tell you what changed. Might have been a little darker, but it had been really dark before they lightened it a bit. Fletcher loved it too. I came out and Sean and Logan went on while Fletcher and I waited with Spencer. I had decided to have Spencer sit this ride out because of it single line seating. Spencer doesnt always act logically when frightened and I could see him doing something stupid like trying to stand up to get to me
so he could wait a bit longer before his first attempt. Sean and Logan came out with big smiles so they liked it and was grateful we didnt have to do the whole 110 minute wait thing. Sean apologized and I forgave him but had to tell him that I know what I am doing. After that, the incident was not spoken of again.
We followed up Space Mountain with Mikes Laugh Factory, which I liked a lot. We also did the Tomorrowland Speedway as it is one of Logan and Fletchers favorites.
Logan and Fletcher were really excited because for the first time, they would get a car alone. I took Spencer and Sean rode by himself. Next we did the Mickeys Philharmagic. Sean and I debated over whether we had done it before. I told him we it was our first time, he said we did it on our last visit. Then it started. It was wonderful. We all loved it. Sean asked to do it again after admitting that he had been confused, it was our first time. We didnt do it again. We got in line for Peter Pan, but Peter Pan stopped and it was time for the fireworks. We found a place in Fantasyland to view them. They were okay. I would have preferred a different view, but Fantasyland happened to be where we were.
Once the fireworks were over, we decided to do one last ride. Spencer requested Small World, and looked so pathetic that Sean said Small World it is
I was grateful we would be able to sit for a bit, and the older two decided not to whine about it since it was a quick line and they too were getting tired. I have found it in my heart to love Small World since it is a Disney Classic, but once upon a time I was known to complain hard as I was forced to ride it. I was disappointed as there was going to be no Haunted Mansion for me this visit, but that just means I will have to find a way to get back there someday.
After Its a Small World we headed to the exit with just about everyone else, but first Sean wanted a few more pictures of the castle. Logan and Fletcher were complaining about being tired and this is how my trip report got its name. Sean looked at them and said simply Boys, real fun is tiring. I knew right then that I would do a trip report and it had a name.
After a few more pictures, we got in the line for the bus. It moved faster than it had before, but it took quite a few busses before we got to get on one. Before long, we were back in our room at the resort. The boys fell asleep quickly, Sean and I were not long after them. I turned on the news to see what was in store weather-wise for us the next day. I shouldnt have
it said rain
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